Ininzi yamantombazana kwimibutho ngexesha elithile ayayiqondi apho ikhona kwaye yintoni eyenzekayo. Ngako oko, abasebenzisi be-intanethi baqaphela ukuba bangamangala ubungqina bezinto ezingenangqondo kunye nokugqithisa imifanekiso yesondo elifanelekileyo.
Masantombazana, khumbula, ukuba umlinganiselo wakho wokusela utywala kunye nokuzithemba kwakho kukushiye, kodwa uthembisa ukubuya - kufuneka uhambe ngokukhawuleza ekhaya. Ngaphandle koko unomngcipheko wokuba, ubuncinane ukucima kuzo zonke iifoto zakho, eziza kufumaneka kwizigidi zabantu kwi-intanethi.
1. Wonke amaqela amantombazana aqala ngeseshoni yesithuba eside kunye nabahlobo ababizwa ngokuthi "Ngaphambi kweCocktail."
2. Kwaye wonke umntu uyazi iilwimi zezithombe, ezidla ngokuhamba nazo zonke iifoto zamantombazana kwimibutho.
3. Kodwa eyona nto iyona mfa nekiso, apho ubuhlobo bentombi bubonakaliswa "ngolwimi loqhagamshelwano" nomhlobo.
4. Kwaye, ngokuqinisekileyo, wonke umntu uyaziqhelanisa nale meko xa engekho iifoto ezibonakala zihloniphekileyo, ngoko kufuneka zisuswe kwaye ziphinde ziphinde zibuye.
5. Kakade, zonke iintombazana ubuncinane zifumene uluhlu olupheleleyo lwabahlobo bakhe, ababesele basele.
Uhle kakhulu kuneCinderella. Iphunga lakho lifana nezilingo zepine, kwaye iimpawu zobuso bakho zinjengelanga.
6. Kodwa zonke iziphakamiso kwiintombi ziza kutshintsha ngokukhawuleza xa uqala ukuhlaziya.
Ewe, hayi. Ulungile kakhulu.
7. Onke amantombazana anokukwazi ukukwazi ukuthetha xa esela encinci. Kwaye akukho namnye ophazamisayo ukuba unxibelelana olunjalo luqhutyelwa kwindlu yangasese.
8. Nangona ngamanye amaxesha oku kuthetha kukuvumela ukuba ufumane izihlobo ezintsha kunye nexesha elizayo ukuya kwiphathi kunye nabo. Olu hlobo ngumjikelo wokunxibelelana ngokubambisana.
9. Wonke umntu kufuneka aqonde ukuba indlu yangasese kwinqanaba lezonxibelelwano, apho amaza afanelekileyo enxiba wonke umntu kunye nayo yonke into.
10. Yingakho umgca kwindlu yangasese yabesifazana isoloko ihlala ixesha elide, nangona libukeka lukhohlakele ngakumbi ngaphandle.
11. Kwabanye amantombazana kwimibutho, yonke into iyafumaneka. Kwaye, okokuqala, inxulumene nezindlu zangasese zomntu, emva kokutyelela apho uzive ungenangqiqo.
12. Ukuba indlu yangasese iya kuba yinto eyingqungquthela yamantombazana kwimibutho, ke izicathulo ze-doroguschie ezineesithende esithe xaxa-isibonelelo esithe xaxa, sithintela intshukumo.
13. Kwimibutho kukho ukuphendulwa kwamakhankco onke amantombazana azama ukukopisha.
14. Ngoko ke, ngokuqinisekileyo zonke iintombazana ziyazi ukuba i-gait ephosakeleyo emva emva kwezithende eziphezulu ziya kuba ngumgangatho ofanelekileyo phakathi kokufanayo.
15. Onke amantombazana ayazi kakuhle xa umculo ozithandayo uvalelwa kwaye isigamu samantombazana sinobukhulu becala, kangangokuba ngamanye amaxesha abakwazi ukuhlangabezana nomzimba wabo.
16. Ewe, ke, akukho bhinqa elilodwa elingenakuyenza ngaphandle kwala madoda awangaphambili avela kwiklabhu enye.
17. Kwaye amantombazana kuloo meko kwimibutho aqala ukudibanisa ngamaqela ukulwa nexesha elidlulileyo.
18. Kwaye njengento eyahlukileyo yomzabalazo, amantombazana ahlela "iingcola" kunye nomnye.
19. Kodwa konke oku kwenzeka ngaphambi kokuba elinye iqela lamantombazana lisondele kakhulu kumfokazi.
20. Yiyiphi, ngokuqinisekileyo, iya kuba yinto eyingqayizivele kwaye iyingqayizivele ngexesha elifanelekileyo kwaye kuloo meko kunye naloo dosi yotywala.
Ndingathanda ukuthinta umshicileli wakhe!
21. Kwaye ke ngoko umntu ovela kubahlobo oza kudlala abaphoqelelwe ukuba basombulule imeko yangoku.
Fuck off, uthabatha!