Ewe ... abantwana abancinci naluphi na ukubonakalisa iimvakalelo - makube uvuyo okanye nokuba nomsindo. Kwaye ukuba abantu abathile balindele ukuba babizwa ngokuba ngumzalwana omdala okanye udadewabo kwintsapho, ngoko abanye abantu bayabonakala becinezelekile kwaye kuzisa iingxaki ezinzima ... Masibone?
Sinokungathinteli kangakanani na amafowuni avela kwinqaku "Igazi langomntu ", ngamanye amaxesha yonke into iyenzeka ngolu hlobo lobomi:
- Vovochka, kodwa ufuna bani-umzalwana okanye udade?
- Akukho mntu. Ndifuna ukuziphilisa!
1. Ubuncinane umntu wandibuza?
2. Kulungile, yonke into-ngoku isilwanyana kwintsapho ...
3. Andizange ndiphuphe ngesipho esinjalo soNyaka omtsha!
4. Hayi, hayi ... Mhlawumbi kunethuba lokutshintsha ingqondo yakho kwaye ungamthathi ekhaya?
5. Uqhubela phambili. Emva koko ndifuna ukunyamekela!
6. Yonke ihambe !!! Kuye kufuneka abelane ngamathoyizi!
7. Mhlawumbi kuphelile ukuba utshintshe intshontsho?
8. Ubomi bubuhlungu ...
9. Ngoku, ngokuqinisekileyo akukho mntu uya kuthetha ukuba udadewethu ulungile!
10. Ngenxa yakho, ngoku andiyena mntu oyintloko kwisithombeni!
11. Andiqondi - kutheni uvuyo olukhulu kangaka?
12. Ndacela idoli eqhelekileyo, kungekhona umzalwana!
13. Ewe, ndiyavuya ... Akunakwenzeka na?
14. Andiyi kutshintsha i-diapers!
15. Kutheni ndingenako ukundinika ithoyizi entsha?
16. Yiba nomfanekiso wokuvuya. Andihlangani nento!
17. Nendlela yokuphila ngoku, ngoko?
18. Kwaye ndandifuna ukuhlala ngudade oselula ...
19. Ndibuyisele umntwana wam ongakhathazeki-oh-oh-oh!
20. Okanye mhlawumbi kunokutshintshana kubahlobo?
Ngaphambi kokuba undimbambe ...
22. Awuyicingi into yokuba isithathu sichasene?
23. Ngaba unesiqiniseko sokuthi iyanuka?
24. Athi nje ukuthi uya kuhlala nathi!
25. UThixo wam, njani konke okuqala ...