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1. Iyesithathu emva kokuqala kweqela-kusihlwa ukuthembisa ukungahlali.
2. Ukwajongwa kwakhona kwisikrini, ujongela indlela umfanekiso wakho onjani namhlanje.
3. Xa abalindi bengakuvumeli ukuba bangene kumcimbi, ngenxa yokuba umhlobo wakho "ulungele" ngokusesikweni ...
4. Yileyo ndlela ubheka ngayo intombi yakho esondeleyo xa ukhetha kwaye uvavanya ixhoba lakho ngokuhlwa.
5. Ngoko ke jonga amabhinqa amancinci abakha amehlo emehlweni abantu, ebala kwivenkile yamahhala.
6. Xa uvuka okokuqala emva kokuhlala ixesha elide, kwaye uqaphele ukuba unxila kakhulu emva kwayo yonke into.
7. Umntu othakazelisayo kakhulu kwiqela lakhe wakugqithisa, kodwa inkwenkwe ikulindele ekhaya ...
8. Hlalani nibheke ngakumbi, oku kubonakala ukuba amantombazana abonakala ngathi, ngokukhawuleza waqonda ngexesha lomdaniso obushushu owawuphumelela, kwaye iirasi elandelayo yobunxila yayiza kuba yinto engabonakaliyo.
9. Xa ibartender ithi ikhadi lakho alinayo imali eyaneleyo.
10. Xa uzama ukudubula ngamehlo akho, kodwa akukho mntu uzama ukuqwalasela le mizamo ((
11. Xa uzama ukuzenza ngathi uhlambulukile, njengeglasi.
12. Xa ukhangela ukucinga kwakho kwisibuko kwindlu yangasese yebhula kwaye uqaphela ukuba akukho ukubuyela emva, kwaye ukwenza nayiphi na imizamo yokulungisa loo mva kamva.
13. Xa uzikhusela "umphangi" wakho, ngenxa yokuba wambona kuqala.
14. Xa ushiya indlu yangasese ubone ukuba intombazana enhle incokola nomntu ongekho nto kuwe, kwaye awukwazi ukuba ungayilondoloza njani imeko.
15. Xa wayegubha iinwele zakhe nzima kangangokuthi ihlabathi elijikelezile laqala ukujikeleza.
16. Xa uzama ukuqinisekisa intombi ye-tequila yotyywe, oqala ukukhumbula abo babesakuba ngabo.
17. Xa abahlobo bakha enye ipempi, kodwa sele usenele, kodwa usasafuneka ukusela.
18. Xa waxelela abahlobo bakhe ukuba wayengenakucinga ubomi bakhe ngaphandle kwabo kwaye wayekulungele ukukhawuleza kwiingalo zomntu wonke.
19. Xa ubamba intombi yakho intombi kwindlu yangasese ngelixa egule.
20. Xa ujika ukhangele indlela umhlobo oshiya ngayo umcimbi kunye nomntu onokuchitha ngalo lonke ilanga kusihlwa.
21. Xa ndifuna ukuya ekhaya ngokukhawuleza kunokwenzeka, kodwa akukho imoto ekhululekile kwikheksi.
22. Xa sifikelele kuMcDonald's for cheeseburger, elandela emva kokuba amaninzi amaninzi amnandi, kwaye avaliwe ngaphandle kwengcaciso.
23. Xa uhlala ngaphandle kwitekisi yecala kwindlela eya ekhaya, ngoko awugulanga ngqo emotweni.
24. Xa ndabuya ekhaya emva kweenkwenkwezi ezingamashumi amabini, ndifuna into enomnandi, kunye nefriji - nje i-apple ephosa.
25. Xa ekugqibeleni wagqithisa izithende kwaye unako ukuguqula yonke iminwe yakho.
26. Xa uzama ukulala, kodwa intloko yakho nayo yonke into iyajikeleza.
27. Ewe, kwaye ekugqibeleni, amantombazana amaninzi abonakala ngathi ngentsasa, ekhangela kwisikhwama aze aqonde ukuba imali eye yabhadulela kuyo ...
Oku kukudumala okukhulu.