Oku awubonanga: iiphakheji ezingama-20 ezingenangqondo

Ukuthengisa kuyinkathazo ebalulekileyo. Ngesizathu esithile, umntu ukhumbula ngokukhawuleza ifilimu "ama-francs angama-99", esekelwe kumsebenzi ogama elifanayo nguFrederic Begbeder. Ngokubanzi, ukupakishwa okuhle, ukukhangisa okulungileyo - yiloo nto ingayinayo intloko yathengi ethembekileyo.

1. Hayi, ewe! Iglasi, izaliswe ngeeseyile ze jelly.

2. Ewe, kunjalo, i-sausage ezimbini njengesipho. Bon appetit!

3. Kubizwa ngokuba "Musa ukukholwa akho amehlo."

4. Ewe, ngoku, ngoku kabini ngokude.

5. Ukupakisha okukhohlisayo kwisandwich.

6. Nangona ... Ngakolunye uhlangothi, umenzi we-candy unakekela impilo yakho, ekukhumbuza ukuba unciphise ukusetyenziswa kwamnandi.

7. Oku kubonisa ukuba akukho ndawo ukuba ukhangele ukupakishwa kweso sitolo okanye ulungele ukuhlawula imali emoyeni.

8. Akunakho uvila ukuvelisa izimbiza ezinjalo!

9. Akunjalo, ngaba abaphathi bempahla yokupakisha.

10. Kakade, ziyamnandi, kodwa kutheni zithenga abathengi?

11. Cha, kodwa emva kokuba loo mntu ufuna ukumangalela.

12. Ukunyuswa kokuthengisa: bafaka ii-oranges kwisigridi se-orange, ukuze izithelo ze-citrus zikhangele zivuthiwe.

13. Ewe, njani? Ngaba unokucinga ukuba ukukhathazeka kwabani othenge i-candy?

14. Ewe, kukho ukukhohlisa ngokupheleleyo.

15. Ngokungaqhelekanga, umdali othile wokudala wayepakisha.

16. Njalo ulungele ukuba i-packaging izakuba ngamanqaku amaninzi umxholo.

17. Omnye wacinga ukuba uthenga i-toothpaste enkulu.

18. Kukhona umbuzo owodwa kuphela: "Ewe, yintoni le yeseksi?".

19. Ewe, wenzani, ah?

20. Yaye ibhonasi: iisisi, okufuneka uzuze, usebenzisa i-scissors!