Izinto ezinzima ukungazikholwa

Uyakhupha xa uthetha inyaniso ecocekileyo, kwaye umnxibelelwano uyala ukukholelwa. Kwaye akukho mbambano ongeyisebenzisayo, kuphela ubungqina bombhalo obufunekayo. Amaqhawe ale qoqo ayenenhlanhla ngokwaneleyo ukuba abe neyokugqibela.

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15. Mna mna nomfazi sam sithetha ngento yokuba umntwana wethu akaze alale ezindaweni ezingalindelekanga. Kuphela embhedeni, kuphela ngemithetho. Kubonakala ukuba uvile kwaye wagqiba ekubeni ahambe nxamnye nenkqubo.