Vumelana ukuba ngamnye wethu, xa etyelela ugogo wethu ukutyelela, uhlala efumana into engaqhelekanga endlwini. Kwaye, ukuba ufuna ukuthatha indebe yokukhonza, baya kuhlala bekhenkceza kuwe kwaye umbuzo ngokukhawuleza uvela entloko yakho: "Kutheni le nkonzo imfuneko ukuba ayisoze isetyenziswe?" Eyaziwayo? Emva koko masihambe.
1. Intsimbi yesitrato ekungenisweni kweekesekese, ikhukhi, apho kungekho naluphi na i-pechenyushek, kwaye ayikho nayiphi na into enhle.
2. Umabonwakude, owexesha elide lokuthumela kumyuziyam.
3. Ibhokisi ezele iifowuni zobungakanani obuhlukeneyo nombala. Yingakho kukho baninzi kubo kwaye ngaba baya kuthungelwa?
4. Njengoko sithetha ngeenkonzo, kuyisono sokuba singabenzeli kuloluhlu.
Ngaba umntu, ekugqibeleni, uphendule, kutheni kungabikho iiglasi, iipuni zesiliva okanye isethi esitsha seekomityi asinakuthathwa khona?
5. Ukuba ungeke uzame ukuchazela ugogo wakho othandekayo ukuba akuyiyo imfashini ukumboza imithwalo enje ixesha elide, uyakwenza ngendlela yakhe.
6. Na ugogo wakho ugcina iindawo zokutya ezikwibhokisi yeplastiki phantsi kweayonnaise, yogurt kunye nezinye?
7. Kutheni ndimele ndixake iphepheni kungekhona kuphela eludongeni, kodwa ndiwagubungele kunye nefa? Ubuncinane, bubukeka bubalabala.
8. I-locker, apho kukho isikhwama esikhulu seplastiki, kwaye kukho ezininzi iibhegi ezifanayo.
9. Akukho mvumi wekhompyutha, oku kuthetha ukuba akukho zikarhwebo ezizithandayo.
10. Ukusasazwa kwee-clock-clock kusasazwa malunga nendlela efanelekileyo yokuphila.
11. Ugogo uyazi ukuba wenzeni ukwenza izinto zibuke ezitsha. Ngokuchanekileyo, zipake kwi-cellophane.
12. Iifowuni-sills, iitafile ezihlanganiswe ngeglasi enkulu. Kwideskitho phantsi kwalo kusagcinwa zonke iintlobo zeenkcukacha ezivela kwiphephandaba, iziqwenga zephepha kunye neenombolo zefowuni, iirisithi kunye njalo.
13. Ibhedi yentsaliti yesandla somlenze.
14. Vula ikhabhinethi kwaye kwelinye lamashalofu awuyi kubona kuphela iincwadi ezindala, kodwa kunye neentonga zamacwecwe kunye neengoma zeBeatles, iingoma zeSoviet kunye neenganekwane ukusuka ebuntwaneni.
15. Zinger - phi ngaphandle kwayo? Oku kunzima.
16. Ngokomntu, umfanekiso kagogo wam "Abazingeli Abagqibeleleyo" baxhomekeke kwiTV ye-TV endala.
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