Ukuba uhlala ubanda, ezi zi-19 iimpawu zi malunga nawe!

Ndiyabanda njani!

1. Akunandaba nokuba isitalato + 25C. Usabanda.

Ndiyathuthuma yonke ixesha, njengokuba ndiyiChihuahua.

2. Awunxibe iingubo. Ivakalelwa ngathi ibanda livela ngaphakathi kwakho.

Vele ujike umoya-moya kwi-+30 uze undiyeke.

3. Yileyo ndlela ubheka ngayo umsebenzi.

4. Kwaye ngoko kuselwandle.

5. Ngoko uziva kuwe nasiphi na indawo kunye nokusebenza komoya osebenzayo ngokupheleleyo.

6. Akukho nto ebi ngaphezu kwezihlalo zangasese ezibandayo.

7. Ukunyuka kwisitya rhoqo ekuseni kusona nto eyona nto ingenzeka.

8. Akukho mntu ufuna ukugcina izandla zakho ezibomvu.

9. Kwaye kwaninzi ukuchaphazela iinyawo zakho ezinqabileyo phantsi kweengubo.

10. Bambalwa abantu abayayiqonda into oyithandayo, isithwathwa esingunaphakade.

11. Xa wonke umntu ojikelezayo enomdla ngokulindela ixesha leemfumba ezicocekileyo kunye namagqabi egolide, ulungele ukuhamba ngekona uze ukhale.

12. Kwaye xa kubakho ubusika, ulungele ukuhlala ekhaya uze ulinde ngomonde, xa kuya kuphinda kushiywe indlu kwaye ungabikho.

13. Ukuba wawuyintando yakho, uya kuhlala phantsi kweengubo kwaye ungaphumi.

14. Ngamanye amaxesha uyayala indebe yekhofi ukufudumala izandla zakho.

15. Ulungele ukugqoka iiglavu ngaphandle kweminwe nangaphakathi.

16. Awazi ukuba uchazela njani abanye ukuba kutheni uhlala ubanda.

17. Xa umntu emangaliswa, kutheni ugqoka ngokufudumeleyo, uphendula wathi: "Awuyiqondi le nto, i-hot-blooded."

18. Ngenxa yokuba akunandaba ukuba kukho i-sweaters 10 kuwe kwaye uhlala ngaphantsi komlilo kwindawo ethile epholileyo. Usabanda. Njalo.

Ndisabanda.

19. Kodwa kukho ihlangothi elincinci - ibhotile yobhiya ezandleni zakho iya kuhlala ipholile!