18 imichiza enyanyekayo

Bantu abancinci, vumelani ukuba sele nisenza oku zinto zonke imihla. Unelungelo lokuthi hayi!

1. Hlaziya inamba evela ekungcoleni, ngethemba lokuba kuza kuba ngaphezu kwezolo.

2. Shiya izikhonkwane eziqingqiweyo naphi na, ucinge: "Kukhona indawo kubo."

3. Yenza oku ngehayile uze uqhubeke ukuyisebenzisa.

4. Hlanza ukungcola phakathi kwezwane zakho kwaye ungahlamba izandla emva koko.

5. Fart in the tub, uze uzame ukubamba ukunambitheka okukhathekayo kwebhola eligqityiweyo emanzini.

6. Musa ukugubungela umlomo wakho xa udibanisa, okanye ukugqithiseleyo - vuthela impumlo yakho kwaye usule nayiphi na indawo epholileyo: i-sofa, umsebenzi wasekhaya ...

7. Penda kwibhabha xa uhlamba.

8. Shiya iinwele ze-pubic kuyo yonke indawo yokuhlambela.

U-Nuuu, ngokwenene wonke umntu wenza! Akunakwenzeka ukuba usasaze i-stench kulo lonke igumbi ...

10. Yongeza iimpumpo ngamandla enjalo ukuba izinto ezinqamlekileyo zingabonwa kakade kwisibuko.

11. Zama ukuphula amarekhodi ngokuqala umlenze omdala.

12. I-Flaunt kwisitya.

13. Ukuhlambalaza kwisitya. Yaye unako ukwenza zombini ngexesha elifanayo.

14. Gweba amaqanda ngelixa ukhangele i-telly kunye ... Ta-da! Sula isandla sakho.

15. Akunakwenzeka ukuphosa kwiqula xa kungekho zikhetho.

16. Phinda uphinde uphinde ubencede iminwe yakho, usebenzisa indlu yangasese encane engabonakaliyo, ehamba ngexesha elingaphandle, lingashiyi iminwe yakho apha ... kakuhle, phantse)

17. Umfanekiso we-frank uhamba ... kodwa kwii-angles zonke ukuthumela kubangani.

18. Kwaye ke, zidumise xa wenza umsebenzi othile. Kuqhelekile - ziqhayisa wena ...