Sihlangene iqela labathathu abafana abalungileyo ekuxazululeni iingxaki. Iingcali zethu nguAlex (32), uEgor (29), uPeter (28), uMax (22), uBoris (27) no-Andrey (29).
1. Izinwele ziboshwe emilonyeni yezithombe.
UAlex: Ngomunwe wakho, thabatha iinwele zakho.
UMax: Yongeza umlenze kunye nesicwecwe somlomo. Jonga i-strand yonke ngokukhanya, kwaye uya kuthiwa nguKesha.
Andrei: Yenza kube ngathi kufana nale nto.
2. I-pantyhose yavula itolo.
UMax: Mkhumbule ngokukhawuleza.
U-Egor: Ndiza kuwugcoba.
U-Alex: I-glue-glue.
UPetros: Bangaphi abathandekayo kuwe?
UAndreya: Njengomtsalane uhlambalaza? Okanye akunjalo?
UBoris: Andikwazi ukuba lithetha ntoni eli binzana.
3. Uhlala ulahlekelwa iinwele.
UPetros: Ukuze ungalokothi ulahlekelwe, bhuqa iinwele kwisandla sakho.
U-Alex: Khangela ngaphantsi kwequla, akukho nwele, kodwa mhlawumbi uya kufumana iinduku.
UPetros: Uthabatha? Zibandakanye kunye nomgxinisi.
Boris: Khangela kwibhethi.
4. Uvele wenza izipikili zakho, ngokukhawuleza wawufuna ukusebenzisa indlu yangasese. Yintoni endiyenzayo?
UAlex: Ngaba ungumfazi waseTshayina? Uya kuhlupheka.
UAndreya: Umbala weeminwe, ehleli kwindlu yangasese.
UMax: Yenza njengomntu omdala. Thatha i-forceps ukukhupha ibhulukwe zakho.
Boris: Sidinga ukubeka izinto eziphambili ngokuchanekileyo. Umnqweno wokuya kwindlu yangasese kungakhokelela ekufakeni umzimba, kunye ne-polisi ye-nail iyisifo esipheleleyo se-post-traumatic syndrome.
UPetros: Mthabathe umhlobo wakho ongcono kunye nendlu yangasese, eyokukunceda ukuba ususe ibhulukhwe yakho.
5. Kukho indawo enkulu khululekile kwendebe yebhasi.
U-Alex: Ithawula lephepha liza kunceda ukuxazulula le ngxaki.
Andrei: Musa nje ukumbatha le bra.
I-Egor: Ixesha lokubuyela kubukhulu obukhulu.
UPetros: Gcwalisa amabini amancinci amancinci kwaye uwafake kwiikomityi.
U-Alex: Yaye unako ukuzalisa iingxowa ngehlabathi elimanzi okanye umgubo.
Andrei: Kuthiwani nge-scotch tape? Ngaba unamathela nje kwibele?
Boris: Phuza amanzi amaninzi.
6. Iibhondi zeBra zihlala zihamba.
UAlex: Ukubambisa ngeepongi ezikhethekileyo ezisetyenziselwa kumashishini ebhanti.
UMax: Fumana iinqwelo zokurhweba kwaye utshise ibhokhwe ngokukhala: "Hlala uhlala ngokulingana kwezesondo!" Emva koko uye esitolo uze ukhethe umzekelo kunye neengcingo ezilungelelanisiweyo.
UBoris: Uvele ukhule kulo. Thenga i-bra enkulu.
Andrei: Yeka ukugqoka ibra.
7. Yisihlandlo sokucima amaqabunga akho, kodwa awukwazi ukufumana izilwanyana zakho.
UPetros: Ndijamelene nale ngxaki. Thatha iisitshixo ezimbini ukusuka emotweni uze uzibeke ndawonye - uza kufumana izixhobo. Ndiyakubonisa indlela isebenza ngayo.
UAlex: Ndiya kuthetha nangokhiye weemoto. Thatha isitshixo uze uye kwisitoretye kulezi ziqhwala.
U-Egor: Musa ukuthukuthela, mhlawumbi, akukho mfana uza kuphawula iincwebo ezongezelelweyo ebusweni bakho.
Andrei: Bakhupha ngezandla zakho. Okanye ucele i-girlfriend.
8. Umoya uphakamisa ingubo.
U-Alex: Iimali zemali okanye iintambo zokuloba.
U-Egor: okanye ubophe isambatho kwiidada kunye nomgca wokuloba.
U-Alex: Iikhekhi zeekhephe nazo ziyasebenza. Baya kuthungelwa kwintsimbi.
9. Ndingaya njani kwindlu yangasese kwi-jumpsuit?
Andrei: It sucks. Uya kufuneka unqande ngokupheleleyo.
UPetros: Udinga ukudala i-jumpsuit kunye namaqhosha epapa.
I-Egor: Zama ukusula umlenze uze uphawule emgodini.
UAlex: Unako ukuya kwindlu yangasese ngaphandle kokususa eso sithuthi. Kuya kuba yinto emanzi kwaye iphosakele.
UMax: Thatha isisi kwaye usike umgodi wesayizi elungileyo.
10. Ukuhamba ezintendeni eziphakamileyo - kubuhlungu kakhulu.
UAlex: Yinxila kwaye awuyi kuba nomdla.
UMax: Kwaye kwiimveliso zentengiso ngaphandle kweengxaki zize zigijime kwiisithendele.
Egor: Thenga izihlangu zakho kwiqonga.
UMax: Yithwala iiflethi ezitshintshileyo ze-ballet ongazifihla kwisikhwama sakho.
Andrew: iteksi.
11. Iigrafu zakho kwakhona zididekile.
UPetros: Thenga i-chain yegolide ekhuni-ngokuqinisekileyo akayi kudideka.
UAlex: Ndiyazi! Yolula nganye ikhonkco ngokusebenzisa umxube we-cocktail.
UMax: Thenga ii-hooks ezincinci kunye ne-drill kunye nobukhulu obuncinci kwisitoreji se-hardware. Wawucima nje umgodi eludongeni kwaye unamathele iikhonkco.
Boris: Yeka ukuthenga ubunxibi. Khumbula ukuba ii-2 zeetyunithi zihlala zididekile kwelinye iqhosha elikhulu.
12. I-Mascara yahamba kwaye ubukeka ngathi i-panda.
I-Egor: Beka ezikhanyeni zakho.
UPetros: Yenza umzobo weeyile ezimnyama kwiiyobisi.
UMax: Sasaza itama lakho ngeyinki - makungacingi ukuba wonke umntu ungumdlali webhola.
Boris: Qedela umfanekiso wakho uze ufake i-hoop ezindlebeni ze-panda.
Hmm, kubonakala ngathi abafana abanako ukusombulula iingxaki zamantombazana. Kodwa icebiso labo lihlekisayo ukufunda.
I-Hammer kubo!