I-North Korea, okanye iNyakatho Korea, lihlaba umdla kwaye "liyimfihlakalo" ilizwe, apho kukho ininzi yokuhleba.
Kwaye akumangalisi, kuba i-DPRK inomnye weeprogram ezivaliweyo kwihlabathi. Ngoko ke, kukho amabali amaninzi amaninzi kwaye ayinakuqinisekiswa ngokuqinisekileyo malunga nayo. Kodwa mbulela iintlola kunye nemithombo eyimfihlo yolwazi, sikwazi ukuphakamisa isigqubuthelo seemfihlelo zaseNyakatho Korea kwaye ekugqibeleni siyifumana into eyenzekayo kwelinye lamazwe amaninzi avaliweyo kwihlabathi. Hlala phantsi, kuba izinto esizisebenzisayo, kwiNorth Korea ziyakwazi ukuhlwaywa ngokungqinelana nomthetho oqinileyo!
1. Iifowuni zomhlaba jikelele.
KwiNyakatho yeKorea, iifowuni zomhlaba jikelele zivumelekile. Imizamo yokufikelela kwiintsapho ezivela eMzantsi Korea zikhulu kakhulu. Kukho iimeko xa iinzame zokuqhagamshelana nezizalwane zaseMzantsi Korea ziphela ngesigwebo sokufa. Madness, kodwa kunjalo!
2. Yiba nembono wakho.
KwiNyakatho yeKorea kukho umthetho ongabonakaliyo, kuwo wonke umntu othobela phantse ukususela ekuzalweni: umntu unokucinga kuphela ngendlela ufunwa ngu rhu lumente. Ngoko ke, akukho mntu unokucinga ngenye indlela.
3. Akukho zixhobo ezisetyenziswayo ezintsha.
Ngaba sele usebenzise iPhones kunye nezixhobo zonxibelelwano zanamhlanje? KwiNyakatho Korea, unokulibala ngonaphakade. Kukho ukuvunyelwa ukusebenzisa nayiphi na ifowuni esebenza kwi-Android okanye iOS, nokuba ingaba ifowuni, ithebhulethi okanye ikhomputha. Ngamafutshane, akukho mveliso yasentshona, kuphela ukuveliswa kwekhaya!
4. Ukuphulaphula umculo wangaphandle.
Kuloyikisayo ukucinga ukuba abantu baseNyakatho Korea baye balahleka, ngubani nje ongenakukwazi ukufunda amashadi amaphepha-mva yakutshanje. Wonke umculo kweli lizwe kufuneka azukise umbuso wezopolitiko. Vumelana, kunzima ukucinga uRihanna okanye uMadonna ocula ngengoma ezukileyo yaseNyakatho Korea.
5. Ubusela bephosta yesipapasho.
Ngo-2016, kwenzeka isiganeko esibuhlungu kwi-DPRK, eyayibiza umfundi omtsha-waseMerika wobomi. Umfundi oneminyaka engama-22 ubudala, u-Otto Wormbier, ngemiyalelo yoluntu olukhethekileyo lweengqondi, wayiba iphosta ephazamisayo esuka ehotele. Wabanjwa, wagwetywa waza wanikezelwa iminyaka engama-15 yokusebenza nzima kwiimali zokuzama "ukuphazamisa ubunye babantu baseKorea". Ngelishwa, u-Otto wangena kwi-coma, kwaye, ebuyele ezweni lakubo, wafa. Ngoko phambi kokuba uqhewule icwecwe lephepha kwi-DPRK, kufuneka ucinge ezininzi, maxesha amaninzi. Kwaye ngokukhawuleza ukupapashwa kwebhanali kuyakuba yipowusta yenkohlakalo kunye nomfanekiso wenkokheli.
6. Ukugxeka inkokeli yaseNyakatho Korea.
Musa ukuthetha kakubi kuMongameli we-DPRK. Nokuba ucinge ngalokhu ukulibala - kuba wena unokuphela kakubi.
7. Bizela ilizwe "North Korea".
Ukuba siyakuqwalasela ukuba igosa lizibona liphela leKorea yeyona nto, igama elisemthethweni likarhulumente yiRemocratic People's Republic of Korea-iDemocratic People's Republic of Korea. Kwaye ngexesha lokuhlala kweli lizwe, kufuneka ubize ngale ndlela kwaye kungenjalo.
8. Iifoto.
Lo mgaqo, omele uqondwe ngabo bonke abakhenkethi: eNyakatho Korea awukwazi ukuthatha imifanekiso yento yonke. Kukho izinto ezininzi kunye neendawo ezingavumelekanga ukuba zifakwe.
9. Ukuqhuba imoto.
Kungakhathaliseki ukuba buhlungu kangakanani, kodwa eNyakatho Korea awukwazi ukuhamba ngokukhululekile. Ngokwezibalo, kunomshini omnye kumashishini angama-1000. Ngoko ke, ukuhamba kukhuthazwa wonke umntu.
10. Ukuhleka.
Ngokutsho kwabangaphandle, kungcono ukuba ungadlwenguli kwi-DPRK. Wonke amagama akho athathwa ngokungathí sina, ngoko kufuneka uhlale uqaphele.
Ukuthetha kakubi ngoRhulumente.
Kufuneka ukhumbule - bonke abatyala banomdla "kwikampu yokulungisa". Vumelana, mncinane!
12. Cela xa uKim Jong-un ezalwa.
Kutheni ungaceli? Yithatha nje ilizwi lam kwaye ungakhathazeki ngemihla engeyomfuneko. Ukuhle kwakho. Ewe, kwaye bona abaziyo impendulo ngqo kulo mbuzo.
13. Ukusela utywala.
Kwi-DPRK kukho ishedyuli ethile "yokusela utywala". Ngo-2012, elinye lamagosa empi labulawa ngenxa yokusela utywala ngexesha lokulila kwemihla eyi-100 ku-Kim Jong Il.
14. Yiba ne-Iroquois.
Naluphina i-hairstyle e-North Korea kufuneka ivunywe nguRhulumente. Ngendlela, kukho iingubo ezingama-28 ezahlukahlukeneyo ongasisebenzisa ngokuphepha. Bonke abanye - kuphela phantsi kwentlungu yokufa.
Shiya ilizwe.
Ukuba ugqiba ukuhamba uhambo kwaye ushiye i-DPRK, uya kuqinisekiswa ukuba ubanjwe, ubuyiswe kwaye udutshulwa. Ngaphezu koko, kunye nawe, inokwenzeka ukuba, yonke intsapho yakho iya kwenziwa.
16. Phila ePyongyang.
Apha ungacinga ukuba umntu ongaphandle uyalela ukuba, phi kunye nendlela yokuphila! Hayi? Kwaye kwi-DPRK, urhulumente unquma ukuba ngabaphi abantu abafayo abavunyelwe ukuba bahlale kwi-capital capital. Kwaye baninzi baninzi ngabantu abanxibelelwano olukhulu.
17. Ukujonga imifanekiso engamanyala.
Inkxaso
Apha, kubonakala ngathi, umntu ufuna ukubukela izinto eziphathekayo zobulili-ke, makabeke bajonge impilo yabo. Kodwa hayi! Kwi-DPRK, uya kubelwa isigwebo sokufa ekubukeni iimveliso zecandelo le-pornography. Intombazana engumfana uKim Jong-un yadutshulwa phambi kwentsapho yakhe yokurekhoda ividiyo yezo zesini.
18. Bhengeza inkolo.
Ngokutsho kweenkolelo zonqulo, iNorth Korea iyindawo engakholelwa kuThixo, enoba yintoni inkolo inomdla kwaye ayibi. Ngo-2013, ngomyalelo kaRhulumente, amaKristu angama-80 abulawe afundela iBhayibhile kuphela.
19. Ukufikelela kwi-intanethi.
Nabani na ongasebenzisa intanethi kwiNyakatho yeKorea, kodwa kuphela ezo ziza ezivunywe nguRhulumente we-DPRK zinokutyelelwa kwiwebhu ehlabathini elingenamkhawulo. Ukuzama ukuya nakweyiphi enye indawo uhlawulwa ngokufa. Ngokomgaqo, eNyakatho Korea, isisombululo esisodwa kuzo zonke iingxaki. Ngoko ungakhathazeki.
20. Ukungavota.
Elizweni le-Fresh Freshness akuvumelekile ukuthatha inxaxheba kokhetho. Ukuvota kuyimfuneko. Ngaphezu koko, ukuvota komviwa ongalunganga kunokuchaphazela impilo yakho.
21. Unxibe i jeans.
Enye yezinto eziyintandokazi kunoma yimuphi umgca wengubo wengubo i-jeans. Kodwa kwi-DPRK, unakho ukulibala ngabo, kuba i-jeans idibene neNtshonalanga yeKorea-i-US, kwaye ngoko ivinjelwe.
22. Jonga iTV.
Njengokuba kunjalo kwi-intanethi, kwiNorth Korea kuphela iziteshi ezivunywe nguRhulumente ziyakubonwa. Kukho iimeko xa abantu abaninzi begwetyelwa ukufa ngenxa yokubukela iziteshi zaseMzantsi Korea.
23. Ukuzama ukuphuma entolongweni.
I-DPRK ikwazi ukuma phakathi kweli candelo. Ngokomthetho welizwe, nayiphi na intolongo ephunyukileyo okanye ezama ukukwenza oku, izizukulwana ezine zentsapho yakhe ukuze zijeziswe ngokuhambelana nemithetho yeMithetho yaseNyakatho yaseKorea. Kwaye, njengoko sibonile ngasentla, kukho enye indlela ephuma kurhulumente.
24. Funda incwadi.
Kuyo yonke into engaphandle kumazwe aseNyakatho Korea ayingozi kakhulu. Ngoko ke, ukuba ubanjwe nesikhokelo esiqhelekileyo kwilizwe, unengxaki.
25. Ukwenza iimpazamo.
Vumelana ukuba abaninzi benza iimpazamo ekubini nasekubhaliweyo, kodwa kungekhona ukumbulala umntu! Kwi-DPRK musa ukucinga njalo. Kungekudala, intatheli yabulawa apho ngenxa ye typi eqhelekileyo kwinqaku.
Ngoko ndifuna ukucela urhulumente we-DPRK: "Ngaba unokuphefumla? Okanye ngaba oku kujeziswa ngokufa? "Kubonakala ngathi i-DPRK iphila ngemithetho yayo, engayikuthi ilandelwe yimiqathango okanye imigaqo yobudlelwane babantu abaqhelekileyo. Ngoko ke, ukuba unqumle ukuya eNorth Korea, khumbula zonke izilumkiso. Kwaye kungcono ukuba ungayi apho!