Ngaba ngokwenene le nyaniso?
1. Unqwenela ukusebenzisa iivenkile ekhaya.
Ngelishwa, sele ndiceba izicwangciso zeSSS.
2. Uyakhathazeka, uqaphela ukuba uphumelele kwiziko elininzi kwiminyaka eyi-10 edlulileyo.
Uyakhumbula u-shmyg * wabulala njani uLwesihlanu ngalunye ekugqibeleni ukutshabalalisa intetho? bekhala
3. I-hangover ngoku iqhele kakhulu.
OThixo, kwenzekani kum? Andiyi kusela kwakhona.
4. Abantwana abadumileyo bekhulile.
Ewe, oonyana baseBritney sele beneminyaka eyi-12 kunye ne-11 ubudala!
5. Unqwenela ukudlulisela i-flight direct.
Ndiza kunciphisa ezinye iindleko, kodwa nceda ungenze ukuba ndihambe ngeMoscow ngeentshukumo ezintathu.
6. Izicathulo eziduduzayo zibonakala zikhangeleka.
7. Ngoku uloyiko lweeholide lomNyaka omtsha.
Andizange ndilale ubusuku bonke ukuba ndibambe inja? The madhouse!
Isihlwele kubantu! Awukwazi ukulala! Kwaye kufuneka ndihlekise ngoku? Ndiziva ndixinzelelekile.
8. Isisu sakho sikhohliwe indlela yokutya ukutya okungabizi.
Ibhotile yeGaviscon yaba ngumhlobo wakho omhle.
9. Kukho nawaphi na amaqela akho, kukho ubuncinane umntwana omnye.
Ubuntwaneni bakho buthengiswa kwiivenkile zokuthengisa iivini.
11. Ngokuzithandela udla iklabishi ngokuhlwa.
Inempilo kwaye inhle kwintetho.
12. Ukubulisa ngokukhawuleza kwiimpumlo kunye nemibimbi.
Ndiyi-monster!
13. Ngoku unganqikazi ukuhamba.
14. Awazi enye inkanyezi ye-YouTube.
Ngubani bonke aba bantu? Abaselula?
15. I-needlework ibonakala ikhangeleka.
Kwaye unako ukudibanisa uhleli esihlalweni.
16. "Ukuba ukhululekile" kuqala ukuqalisa yonke into enomdla.
17. Umqolo wakho uphazamise kabi xa wenza umsebenzi onzima njengokwenyuka ekuseni.
18. Umtshato wakho wabhalwa ngokuthi "ukhululekile" kwi-Facebook.
19. Awuyi kuphuma ngaphandle xa uqaphela ukuba awukho izicwangciso zoMgqibelo ebusuku.
Kodwa kwiminyaka eyi-10 edlulileyo, waqala ukuva, uziva ngathi ulahlekile ngokupheleleyo, ongabikho mntu.
Ngoku: ekugqibeleni uhlalile!
20. Abaqeqeshi baba yinto yokuthandayo.
21. Zonke iifoto zentengiso zibonisa abantu abaselula kunani.
22. Uyaqonda ukuba kwibhar uyala into efanayo nomama wakho.
Chardonnay? Pinot grigio? Merlot?
23. Ixesha elonwabileyo lomhla - lixesha lokuya ekhaya?
24. I-teen slang iyakususa.
25. Abafundi bakakhumbuza abantwana abancinci.
26. Ukupheka okuvela kwimiboniso yenkcubeko sele sele iwela kwincwadi yakho yokupheka
Ewe, kwindawo yakho, kungekhona umama! Kwaye kwireferensi kwi-pantry kukhona imithombo yolondolozo olondoloziweyo ...
27. Uhambo oluya kwikhaya kunye nabazali akusisona isohlwayo, kodwa ukuphumla!
28. I-Idol yobutsha uK Kate Winslet sele sele eluqinisile ubuso bakhe!
29. Emsebenzini, unomfundi wokuqala!
Kodwa bekuyiminyaka eyi-10 edlulileyo ukuba ube ngu-brat entsha!
Ubomi bakho buye buthathaka kancane.
Kwaye ubonakala uyonwabile ngaloo nto.