Xa uphendukela kwi-30, isimo sengqondo kwizinto ezininzi ziguquka.
Yaye ukuba uyaqonda ukuba amaqela akho ahlambulukileyo aphelela ku-11, ukuphumula okulungileyo kukuphupha, kwaye isiselo sakho esiyintandokazi yi-tea, uze ufike apha.
1. Sekude kakhulu.
Ngaphambili: kwindawo ethile kwiiyure eziyi-3-4 zentsasa.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: naliphi na ixesha emva kwe-11 ntambama.
2. Ukukhuselwa kwelanga
Ngaphambili: kwakuyikhanda kwaye, ngokufanelekileyo, isambulela.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: iholide yeholide kuphela nge-SPF cream45.
3. Ukunqunyulwa
Ngaphambi: utywala kakhulu kukhokelela ekulahlekelweni kwexesha elifutshane leememori ebusuku.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: phuma ekukhathala ngo-8 ntambama, ngaphandle kokuba ube nexesha lokukhupha iimpahla zakho zokusebenza.
4. iMetabolism
Ngaphambi: kuyintsikelelo evela phezulu ukutya nokusela nantoni na oyifunayo.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: isiqalekiso esiyingozi esitshintsha yonke into epilisa kwioli.
5. Uchungechunge oluthi "Abahlobo"
Ngaphambi: bonisa malunga nabantu ababonakala bekhulile kuwe.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: uchungechunge malunga nabancinci kunawe.
6. Ukuhlaziya
Ngaphambi: ezininzi ze-cocktails kunye nobhiya!
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: iiglasi ezimbini zewayini kwisisu esingenanto.
7. I-acne
Ngaphambi: zivela kuyo yonke into.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: Ngaba ndiza kuguga ngeempumpo?
Ndiyi-monster!
8. Ukungavumi
Ngaphambi: kwalimala kukufa.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: elandelayo!
Ukulahleka kwakho, umntwana!
9. Ikhonsathi
Ngaphambi: ukudansa ubusuku bonke.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: "Ndifuna nje ukuhlala ngokukhululekile kwaye ndilonwabele umculo omnandi. Ngaba oku kuninzi?"
10. Ukuqumba
Ngaphambili: abazali bakho bakhononda ngalo.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: oh, yam isifo esibuhlungu! Kubuhlungu gqitha!
11. Idiot
Ngaphambi: unomhla namhlanje ngenxa yokuba uhle.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: hayi, hayi, kungekho nangayiphi indlela, hamba.
12. Ulutsha
Ngaphambili: abafundi besikolo esiphakamileyo.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: ngokwenene yonke iminyaka engamashumi amabini ubudala.
13. Iingubo ezintsha
Ngaphambili: izinto ezimbalwa ezivela eGloria Jeans okanye e-Austin.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: kufuneka uzenzele ingubo entsha kumgqoki okanye ukhethe umzekelo ofanelekileyo kwiivenkile zika-Elena Miro.
Ibhola lezemidlalo ngoMvulo, ngoLwesibili, ngoLwesithathu, ngoLwesine, ngoLwesihlanu, ngoMgqibelo nangeCawa.
14. Xa ndandineminyaka yakho
Ngaphambili: ukusuka emlonyeni wezalamane ezindala kwakuvakala kakhulu.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: ngulo nto uthetha ngayo ngokudakumba nokuzekelisa ngokupheleleyo.
15. Ihotele
Ngaphambili: ihostele okanye indlu yokuhlala kwi-8 yabantu.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: nayiphi na indawo enesitya esiqhelekileyo, esinokuhlawulwa ngekhadi lesikweletu.
Intlungu ebuhlungu
Ngaphambili: ingayifumana ngokutsala into enzima.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: ngalokhu uvuka rhoqo ekuseni.
17. Umculo wesila
Ngaphambili: i- Beatles, i-Led Zeppelin kunye ne-Time Machine
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: umculo owawuphulaphule esikolweni esiphakeme.
18. Amacangca omnyama
Ngaphambi: ngokucacileyo awuzange ufumane ukulala ngokwaneleyo.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: kunye nabo uyavuka rhoqo ekuseni.
19. 2000 iwaka
Ngaphambili: ngeli xesha nibe ngabalandeli baka-Avril Lavigne kwaye benxibe iingubo ze-cowboy.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: abafundi besikolo esiphakamileyo samanje bazalwa kuphela kuma-2000.
Ubuselula bam phi
20. Ukwahlukana
Ngaphambili: kwenzeka kumama wakho nobawo okanye ngabazali behlobo.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: kwenzeka kubahlobo bakho.
21. Ukulungiselela
Ngaphambili: isixa sokusela utywala ngaphambi kokungena kwiqela.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: inani le-smoothies eluhlaza utywala phambi kwendlela yokutyelela okanye ukuhamba ngebhayisikili.
22. I-anti-wrinkle cream
Ngaphambili: intombazana enhle emacaleni omama wam.
Emva kwemashumi amathathu: isihloko esibalulekileyo kwiingxoxo kunye namantombazana kunye nokuphanda kwiifom.
Vuka ekuseni
Ngaphambi: vuka ngo-8 ekuseni ukwenzela ukuba uphume kunye nabahlobo olwandle.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: vuka ku-8 ukuze uye emakethe (ukutya okulungileyo kuhanjiswa kuqala).
24. Ukuba yedwa
Ngaphambi: ubalaseleyo, unokwenza umdlalo ngomntu ongaziwayo emzimbeni.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: nguyedwa kuphela ongabonakaliyo kwiifoto zentsapho kwi-intanethi.
Usuku olumnandi lweValentine!
25. Utywala obunxilisayo
Ngaphambili: bekuyixesha lokuba iqela kunye neenkwenkwezi ezenziweyo.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: nokuba ukucinga nje ngeyona nto ibuhlungu isisu.
26. Ukuphefumula okungapheliyo
Phambi koku: fantasize malunga noko ungayithatha loo mfundi ophantsi.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: fantasize ngasese, kuba yena, njengabo bonke abathandekayo, sele sele esatshatile.
27. Ukuhleka
Ngaphambili: bayesabeka kangangokuthi banokudakalisa.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: kuhlekisayo, ngaba yinto into umntu anokukhathazeka ngayo?
28. Ukukhangela
Ngaphambi: ukuhamba komdaniso wakho okupholile kakhulu.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: akusekho kuwe.
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Ngaphambi: ixesha oye waxhalabisa kakhulu.
Emva kwemashumi mathathu: ngethamsanqa, eli lide lide lide, kuba ukuba ngumntwana oneminyaka engamashumi amathathu upholile!
Iminyaka engamashumi amathathu ubudala, i-sexy neyimpumelelo.