Sonke, abemi belizwe laseSoviet, sinemikhwa, izithethe zentsapho ezibonakala zingalindelekanga kumntu oqhelekileyo. Ewe, kwaye vumela. Kodwa kuthi konke oku kusondele kwaye kuthandekile.
Ngona ngandlela-thile kuba nzima kunengcamango nje yokuba ukuba unokukhawuleza ukunikela ...
Into yokuqala okufuneka uyenze xa ufika ekhaya ukukhupha izicathulo zakho, kwaye ungahambi ngeendlu, njengokuba benza eNtshona.
2. Le nyathelo iya kulandelwa ngokubeka i-slippers epholileyo.
Kwaye kwi-shele shelf ithambile kunye neebini ezizibini zezicathulo xa iindwendwe ziza kuwe.
3. Ukuba uphoswa ngumhlathi wesibini, nokuba usengozini yokufumana isohlwayo kumama wakho, okanye uya kubamba ubanda, kuba akuwona wonke umgangatho ongezantsi.
4. Ngokuqhelekileyo, ukuba uyagula, uyazi, isizathu esiyinhloko - emva kokulibala ukubeka i-slippers kwaye uhambahamba ngeenxa zonke endlwini.
5. Awuzivumeli wena, kodwa ungumntu onenkolelo-mfundiso.
A ndi kholelwa? Kwaye ke, njani, akunjalo umyalelo wokumemeza ngendlu, ukuba uhlale phantsi kwindlela okanye ungathathi umlambo emva kokushona kwelanga?
6. Xa ufunda esikolweni, uzinikela ngokuzithandela kwaye unyanzelekile ukuba uthathe inxaxheba kuzo zonke iintlobo zemisebenzi yesikolo: i-KVN, imibuzo, "Yintoni? Kuphi? Xa?
Umkhokeli weklasini ubonile kuwe umdlali onetalente, umbhali omkhulu okanye zombini, kokubili komntu oyedwa.
7. Kwaye uthiyile umqondiso "Umsebenzi wedesksi".
Ewe, ngubani othanda ukuhlala emva kweeklasi kwaye agqoke kwiingubo ezikhethileyo zonke iiklasi?
8. Ngomnyaka omtsha, isidlo esisinyanzelo kwitafile sesandwich nge-red caviar.
Enyanisweni, abantu bezinye iintlanga bacinga ukuba siyidla ngeepuni.
9. Yonke intombazana kwisikolo saseprayimari kufuneka igqoke isaphetha esikhulu.
Kakade, mhlawumbi kuhle, kodwa abo bahlala emva kwakhe aboni nto ebhaliweyo ebhodini.
10. Kubaluleke kakhulu ukubhala ngokubhala ngesandla nge-calligraphic.
Akunandaba ukuba isitayela sethu sikhula ngeminyaka. Into ephambili kukuba imimiselo izaliswe kakuhle.
11. Ukuzalwa akukhona nje kuphela izipho ezininzi kunye nekhekhe elimnandi, kodwa kusekho ukubingelelwa kweefowuni ezide kuzo zonke izihlobo.
Eyona mininzi kunemizuzu engama-10 zonke ezi zifunyenweyo zifundwa kwiipastadi okanye iincwadi ezizodwa zathengiweyo, umzekelo, kwinqanaba leNcwadi yeNcwadi.
12. Kwifriji kukho kuso sonke isanqa esikhulu se-borscht ecebileyo.
13. Inyanga ngaphambi koNyaka omtsha, ibhokhwe enkulu yeesekese ibonakala kwicala.
Ngeeholide, itafile ihlanganiswe ngetethebhe ehlakaniphile, ngokufihlakeleyo kwiimeko ezikhethekileyo.
Kwiintsapho ezininzi kugqitywa ukusuka kwizizukulwana ngezizukulwana.
15. Kanye ngonyaka uphuma ngaphandle kweekristal glasses.
Abaninzi baye babala ukuba kutheni kuthengwe.
16. Yonke imini oyichithayo ekulungiseleleni ama saladi amnandi.
Ukunyaniseka, lixesha lokuba sihlolisise nembono yethu kwintetho. Lezi ziqabunga zeparsley okanye i-lettuce kudlulileyo lixesha lokushiya kwixesha elidlulileyo. Sisayeka ukuthulula izitya ezingafanelekanga i-mayonnaise.
17. Ngaphambi kokuba umncedisi ahlale phantsi etafileni, njengenye yeendwendwe sele sele ikwazi ukufihla isanti kunye ne-caviar ebomvu kubo bobabini izihlathi.
Ewe, wonke umntu unesihlobo esinjalo.
18. Esinye isidlo esibaluleke ngokufanelekileyo kwitafile yeholide zilahla okanye i-varenki enezambatho, zizaliswe ukhilimu omuncu.
Kwaye zihlala zide kangangokuba uqala ukulibala oko uthetha ngako konke.
20. Xa zonke iindwendwe zisele iiglasi ze-champagne, zonke ziya kudansa phantsi kweengoma zomlilo zikaVerka Serduchka.
21. Ngaloo mizuzu unayo igitala e-acoustic endlwini yakho.
Akunandaba nokuba awukwazi ukuyidlala.
U-Eva ngamnye woNyaka omtsha uhamba kunye nokubukela amakhonsathi okuzonwabisa.
Enyanisweni, imihla ngemihla kwizikrini ubuso obunjalo buhamba.
23. Kodwa kukuboni ukuba ubukele amakhonsathi abathandekayo, kodwa iimifanekiso zakho ezizithandayo zaseSoviet.
24. Kwimeko nayiphi na into engaqondakaliyo, umama wakho ukucebisa ukuba uphuze i-valerian.
Into ephambili akuyikukunika ikati lakho.
25. Mhlawumbi zonke iikhabhinethi zisegumbini zizaliswe ngeencwadi ezingabikho mntu uzifundele ixesha elide.
26. Kwandlela-thile kwenzeka ukuba intsapho yakho ineenjini ezininzi.
Ngaba unomsebenzi wobugcisa? Amathuba amnandi ukuba unjineli. Umprofeti? Injini. Umakhi? Injini. Umyili? Injini.