Ewe, azinjalo?
Njengoko bathetha, yonke into ibe yinto ebomini eyenzeka okokuqala. Oku kwenzeka kanye nabo bonke abantwana abancinci abafunda ngokukhawuleza ukuba bazi ihlabathi elibajikelezile, beqhelana kunye nokuphuhlisa. Kodwa abantu abadala bangaziqonda njani ukuba umntwana uzizwa njani xa ejamelana neemvakalelo ezintsha kunye nokubonakala kwimpilo yabo? Uninzi cishe akunjalo. Yingakho siqokelele ixesha eli-18 lokonwaba, ukutshatyalaliswa, uvuyo kunye nokudabuka kwezingane, ukuze bonke abantu abadala baqiniseke-ukuba bancinci akulula!
1. Imisebenzi yomlilo - elinye igama, kwaye zininzi iimvakalelo! Umama uya kwenza kakuhle ukujonga i-diaper!
2. Abaninzi abantu abadala abakuthinteli ukuhlamba emanzini abandayo. Yintoni esinokuyithetha ngayo ngabantwana abancinci!
3. I-soap bubbles ithathwa njengolonwabo oluhle kunabo bonke ixesha. Ngokukodwa emva kokuba umbhobho womoya ufike emlonyeni!
4. Uhambo lokuqala ngedonga elimnyama, elidala iimvakalelo ezingenakulinganiswa.
5. Ukunyamezela kunye novuyo olungapheliyo kwintetho yokuqala kunye nenja ephangaleleyo. Yaye ucinga ukuba kwakuvuyisa kangakanani ukunxibelelana nentlanzi yangempela?
6. Kubonakala ngokukhawuleza ukuba umntwana usupheka esizayo! Amaphephancwadi aseCulinary athatyathele!
7. Uninzi ukukhalaza ukuba abanye abazange bafunde ukusebenzisa i-knife neforki ngexesha lokutya. Khangela, oku akuwona msebenzi olula!
8. Ice cream? Ewe, yinto ecolileyo, eyokuqala ekufumaneni ingqalelo.
9. Kuvuyisa kangakanani ukuqonda ukuba unomhlobo! I-soft, i-fluffy kunye ne-paws ezine!
10. Iimvuthu ezincinci zokuqala ziziva zonke iilwimi zeelwimi. Kuyamnandi, nangona kunjalo!
11. Ukuzonwabisa kuyathela phezu komda, ukuba uqala ukubona ukukhanya okuqhaqhayo kwemitshini yomlilo.
12. Ukuba ufuna ukunika inkwenkwe yakho ingcamango yelungu, velisa nje ngaphakathi kwaye uyivumele.
13. Amanzi amnandi kakhulu yodwa kuphela ebomini kwaye ngqo kwi-hose.
14. Ngaba ucinga ukuba iglasi yenzelwe ukukhuselwa nokushisa? Hayi, abantwana bayonwabile!
15. Ivumba leenyawo alithinti nantoni na. Kungekho okokuqala, kungekulandelayo!
16. Ukulindela ngentshiseko kwisipho sokuqala. Usuleleka!
17. Ingane okokuqala "ibhekene" kunye nodumo olukrakra lwabaculi bamabonwakude. Bantwana, hlala kude nale nto!
18. Yiloo nto yokuqala ukunambitha kwemononi kubonakala ngathi. Uya kukhumbula ubomi!