19 izizathu zokuba kufuneka uvuyiswe kukuba awunomzali

Tshisa-like, bunch-like!

1. Akudingeki ukuba uqale wabelane ngokusondeza kwakho okuthandayo, umzekelo, i-bhotela ye-peanut, uze ubukele njengento enqabileyo enqabileyo phantsi.

2. Awuhlangabezane ne "floppy" enjalo.

3. ... okanye ezi. H-E-T.

4. Ngokungafani nabazali, KUPHELA ukwenza isigqibo apho kwaye ukuhlobisa iindonga.

5. Ewe, okanye igumbi lonke.

6. Unokulala NGONKE ubusuku bonke, ngaphandle kokuqhawula ukukhala komntwana.

7. Akufanele ukhathazeke ngezixhobo.

8. Unenhlanhla kakhulu ukuzonwabisa kwiidiski zeDisney.

9. Jabulela ukuba awuzungezwe "ngeendlela zokutya".

10. Uya kugwenywa ngetyala lebheyile yangasese.

11. ... kunye ngexesha elifanayo kunye negobolondo.

12. Ukuba awukho umzali, akukho mntu uya kubhala kuwe. Inokwenzeka kakhulu.

13. Oku kuya kwenzeka kuwe kuphela kwindlovu.

14. Akukho mntu kwaye akukho nto imele phakathi kwakho kunye ne-Amazon.

15. Akufanele uhlangabezane nalo hlobo lokungabi namthetho.

16. Le akusiyo isepha sakho.

17. Akukho mntu ukuphazamisa ekubukeni kweTV.

18. Iziqholo zakho zihlala zizinzileyo kwaye zikhuselekile kwi-casket, kungekhona ebusweni bomntu.

19. Akudingeki ukuba uye kwi "penalty" yekhekhe epheleleyo.

Kwaye, ukuba usasafuna ukuvuyisa, hamba u tyelele abahlobo abanabantwana, kwaye khumbula, into ephambili kukuba ushiye ixesha!