Kubonakala ngathi nangona ngokoqobo kukho impendulo yombuzo, bathanda amadoda xa baxelelwa ukuncoma. Akunakukwazi ukuhlala ngaphandle kokudumisa, oku kuthetha ukuqonda kwezakhono zabo, iitalente, kunye nokuphela kobodwa. Ngokukodwa kulungile xa zonke iimpumelelo ziphawulwa kwaye ziqatshelwa ngumfazi othandekayo.
Ziziphi iindumiso abantu abazenzayo?
Nangona ukuba bonke abantu bathanda udumo, kufuneka uyenze ngobuchule. Ngokomzekelo, iintliziyo zamantombazana ezithandekayo "iintandokazi", "miffutki" kunye "ne-sweet bunny" ziya kubonwa njengento ebangelisayo, nangona i-sweet sweet. Enyanisweni, yintoni efunekayo entloko yowesifazane obiza umntu ongaphantsi kweemitha ezi-2 ubude kwaye enesisindo esingama-100 kg isigqana esihle? Akukho nto enokuyenza nge-fuzz-pussy! Akukho mntu uya kuthotyelwa ngamagama angama-noun okunyamezelayo, njengoko wonke umntu kwi-code ephathekayo eneenjongo zokukhusela nokuphakama kwabanye. Ngoko ukuba ucingisisa malunga nezinto ezinconywa ngabantu, yintoni okuya kugxininisa ukuphakama kwayo, ungahambi kakuhle. Kwaye kulula, unokwahlula zonke iindumiso zibe ngamaqela amakhulu.
- "Unamandla kakhulu . " Nangona usenokucinga ukuba le ngcomo iyinto ecacileyo, kodwa inokuyenza ngokuphindaphindiweyo nge-biceps ekhangayo, kunye nenkwenkwe engapheliyo eyakwazi ukuvula ibhotile yamanzi amaminerali awazange anqatshelwe.
- "Uhlakaniphile . " Ziyiphi iindumiso abantu abazenzayo, abangakhange bakwazi ukukhanyisa ukuqeqeshwa kwabo ngokomzimba? Ngokuqinisekileyo, baya kuvuyela ukukhankanywa kwamakhono abo ahlukeneyo engqondo. Mhlawumbi ubeka iqabane lakhe ngomhla we-5 xa udlala nabomnyama, ubuncinane ndivumele ukuba kuqala ndive Unokudlala amanye amakhadi kamva.
- "Ndilungile nawe . " Amadoda afana nokuncoma, apho ugxininisa khona icala elihle. Ewe, akayena umvuzo weNobel, kwaye unako ukuguqula i-poodle kanye, kodwa kunokunye into eyenza ukuba ixesha lokuzonwabisa lithandeke. Ukusuka kuwe kufunwa kuphela ukuyivula kwaye kufuneka uxelele.
- "Ndifuna wena . " Inketho engapheliyo, ukubetha entliziyweni yenoma yimuphi ummeli wesondo oqinileyo, nangona u-30 ehlala nonina, egqoke ii-T-shirt ngeenyawo ezininzi "X" kwaye ifundwa ngokumnandi kuphela xa uthetha kumdlalo we-intanethi. Enyanisweni, iliso elitshisiweyo eli khetho liya kusebenza, into eyona nto kukuzilungelelanisa kakuhle izenzo zabo emva kwenkcazo.
Ukuba usacinga, ngaba abantu bayayithanda xa batyelwa iincoma, mhlawumbi ungazi ukuba ungakhetha njani amagama alungileyo? Emva koko lixesha lokwandisa isigama, kwaye usebenze kwi-intonation ayiyi kubuhlungu, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha inkohliso ingabizwa ukuze loo mntu abe sezandleni zakhe.