Hayi, andizisoli nto!
1. Emva kokuba uzama i-baguette yaseParis, nayiphi esinye isinkwa siya kubonakala singenakunceda kuwe.
Injabulo yeParadesi ngeyure enye ... O, Paris!
2. Zonke ezinye iilwimi ngoku zizothe zinyanyekayo kuwe.
Yiyiphi inkohliso othetha ngayo? Ingaba uthetha isiRashiya?
3. I-Ratatouille yisitya esiqhelekileyo.
Kwaye xa ucele ukuba akufundise indlela yokupheka ngayo, bamemelela kwaye, bexhathisa amahlombe abo, baphendula bathi: "Kodwa kulula!"
4. Uziva ufana ne-heroine ye-movie.
Godard, Allen okanye iTarantino, kuxhomekeke kwimozulu.
5. Ungayinisela njani enye iwayini?
Bordeaux ukutya kwasekuseni, isidlo sasemini nesidlo sakusihlwa. Phuma engqondweni yakho!
6. Abahlobo baseParis baya kuhlala bengumhlobo wobomi.
Uya kuhlala uhlangene yiParis.
7. Oo, abo bantu baseFransi! Akukho nto ekhethekileyo, kodwa ingakanani i-charm!
Musa ukuthetha nantoni na, nje ... nje ukumomotheka. Kulungile!
8. Kwaba besifazana ngokubanzi baqhuba ukuphosa!
I-stereotype iyanqineka: bonke abafazi baseFransi bahle.
9. Naphezu kwemvula, iParis iyamangalisa.
Njengentombazana encinci iya kuba yinto enhle ngakumbi xa ikhala.
10. Ukuvumba komzi ohlambulukileyo wemvula awukwazi ukuthelekiswa nantoni na.
11. Ikhonza i-chocolate
Into engenakufaniswa necocoa eqhelekileyo.
12. Ipaki nganye ineparadesi yayo encinane.
Ekubeni akunakwenzeka ukuzibonga.
13. Akukho ndawo apho kukho uxhulumano kunye nelifa lemveli.
Ngaba uyazi ubuncinane omnye umbhali okanye umculi odumileyo ongazange abe eParis?
Ndiyabona ... i-rhinoceros!
14. Umlindo wakho ozithandayo ngoku ungumyuziyam we-Orsay.
Bakhombisa ixesha elingakanani esele lichithe kwisixeko esihle kakhulu emhlabeni.
15. Naphi na apho, ukuba uva intetho yesiFrentshi, ngoko nangoko unomnqweno wokuthi "Bonjour!"
Mnumzane, ndifuna ukuphucula isiFrentshi yam!
16. Naluphi uhlobo lwefestile!
17. Yintoni enokuba yinto enhle ngaphezu kokuhamba kwekwindla nge-Canal Saint-Martin?
Unokukhangela kwiivenkile ze-antitique ezilungileyo.
18. Ukuvumba kwamapakeki enqabileyo kwisitrato kutyhola impumlo yakho.
Njengokuba izitratato zenziwe ngeNutella.
19. Akukho nto inothando ngaphezu kokuhamba ebusuku kuSeine.
20. Ngoku awukwazi ukuyicinga isidlo ngaphandle kisizi.
Kwaye uphila njani ngaphambili, xa ungagqiba ukutya kwakho kunye neCamembert?
21. Kwaye le meyile ene-multi-colored pastry-pasta macaroons!
Iyancibilika emlonyeni wakho, ngokungathi udla ifu.
22. Nantsi indlela ethile yobomi engabonakaliyo naphi na.
Kwaye awukwazi ukuyibuyisela kwakhona, nokuba uhamba epikiniki, uthabatha ushizi newayini.
23. Le yindawo engcono kakhulu yokuwa emthandweni.
24. Okanye uzulazula malunga nomzi wodwa.
... kwaye uthandane neParis.
25. Iindidi kunye nomgangatho wezophulo zihle kakhulu.
Yaye iphunga lifihlakele.
26. Njalo iikhofu ezipholileyo zilapha kwikona.
27. Lapha ungathenga iincwadi ngeelwimi ezahlukeneyo.
Zathengiswa kwakhona kwiitrakthi zesitalato.
28. Yaye incwadi yesiFrentshi inokuthengwa kuyo yonke indawo: ii-bookshops zisesitratweni zonke, kungabhekisi ngabathengisi abaninzi besitalato.
29. Unokunika uninzi ukuhamba nje nge-Champs Elysees.
30. AmaParisi afumana ixesha lokuphumla.
Yaye kungekhona nje ukukhawuleza emva koko, unelisekile ngokubaluleka kwayo.
31. Yiyo le nto igama eliphambili libonakala ngathi.
Uyilo lukho konke.
32. Inqaba yase-Eiffel yenza intliziyo ibethe ngokukhawuleza, nokuba uyayibona ikhulu lexesha.
Nje ngokuba uthanda ngokuphindaphindiweyo.
33. Ebusuku ungakhangeli nje.
34. Kwi-cinema encinane kufuphi nomculo odlalayo udlalwa phambi kweseshoni nganye.
Ingqungquthela encinane yepayano kwi-Sorrentino "Ubuhle obuhle".
35. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba uqale ukutshaya apha. Kwaye uyaqhubeka nanamhla.
36. Akunakuze kuphazamise apha.
Umculo, ukudansa kunye neziphuzo ezincinci ezitalatweni ubusuku bonke.
37. Umhla kwiibhanki zeSeine - ingaba yintoni engcono?
Kulungile njengoko unokucinga.
38. kwaye akufuneki ukuba ucinge ukuba uza kusihlwa.
Mthabathe nje ibhotile uze uye kumbindi.
39. Ngamanye amaxesha "ngokukhawuleza" bafuna ukuya eLouvre.
Unokukhetha ixesha elifanelekileyo, xa inani elincinci labantu.
40. Ukongezelela ubuhle, ushizi, ushokoledi kunye newayini eParis, kusekho into engekho.
41. Into elahlekileyo ebomini, kwaye ufuna ukubamba ...
42. Emva kokuba ubuyele eParis, ubuye ufumane oku.
Paris, je time.