Ukuba ubuncinci kwelinye lezinto ezibhalwe apha ngentla apha ozifundileyo, zithobe ... Oku kuthetha ukuba uyinceku yexesha elide kwi-monster engathokozi!
1. Usulibele ixesha lokugqibela osebenza ngokuqhelekileyo kwikompyutha. Konke okumele ucingisise yiKOTE yakho ehlezi kwi-clave.
2. Awukwazi ukucinga ukuba iimfuno zekati zakho ziya kukhula unyaka nonyaka.
3. Isitya sakho asikho yakho ...
4. ... kunye nendlu yangasese.
5. Nokuba inja iyaqonda ukuba ngubani inkosi yendlu.
6. Le ngqungquthela ephazamisayo ivumela ukuphazamisa ukuhamba komsebenzi, ngenxa yokuba "ukhathele ukujonga ubuso obunzulu."
7. Yonke imizamo yakho yokumthanda imfesane iyaphambuke.
A kwamkelekanga
8. Ukhathala ngokugodla emnyango ovaliweyo - i-monster iqinisekile ukuba unokuhlala naphi na.
9. Uza kumshaya aze afune.
10. Zonke iingubo zakho ziphosakele ... Zilungile kuphela xa zigqutywe ngokupheleleyo ngeenwele zeekati.
11. Iinwele zakho zidlala kwi-paws yayo.
12. Uyazi ukuba ukufihla nokufuna akusiyo umdlalo omnandi kangaka:
Ubhaliso kwipheshana: Kulungile, kutheni ukwethuka? Emva koko, ndalala nje imini yonke phantsi kombhede ...
Ephantse kwesaziso sokulahleka kwekati.
13. Isithethe sentsasa yansuku zonke sisinye isihlamba.
Njalo ekuseni ndivusa yam inkosi ade andondle ... Meow!
14. Ngezinye izihlandlo, ulambile, njengokuba "umqokeleli wesidlo sasemini" akaphuthelwa ithuba lokubuyisela esikhundleni sakho.
15. Awuyikunyamezela ukungahloneli: ukusetyenziswa kwezinto ezithile kwezinye iinjongo, umzekelo, ipopuni eshisayo yindlela enkulu yokufudumala impumlo yakho ...
16. ... kunye nezi khalazo. Izikhalazo.
17. ... okanye uvakalelwa kukuba ukhangelwa lonke ixesha, uvavanywe kwaye uhleka. Ngoko ubunzima obungapheliyo abuhlali ixesha elide ...
18. Uwela kukuhlazola, ukuba unomngcipheko ukuba udinwe "wakhe koteyshestva."
19. Ubomi bakho buba ngumlambo ongcolileyo.
Ndaphonsa kwi-hamster ...