Ukungena kwiimeko ezimbi, abantu baqala ukubandakanya ukucinga, ukuqulunqa izinto ezintle kwizixhobo eziphuculweyo. Ndikholelwe, ezinye zeengcamango ezinikeziweyo ziya kukumangalisa.
Abantu abaninzi baye kwimeko apho bekufuneka ukuba babonise ubulumko ukuze baqonde izicwangciso zabo okanye benze lula ubomi babo. Uthando lwezilingo ngamanye amaxesha lukhokelela kwiziphumo ezingalindelekanga. Makhe sijonge kwimimandla yabangqiqo banamhlanje abahlala kunye nawe ecaleni.
1. I-crane isusiwe, kodwa kwakungekho nto yokuyifaka. Isiphumo siphambi kwakho. Kulunge ukuba ungazami ukuziphinda ngokwakho.
2. Ibhokisi leposi lihlala liba umntu, ngoko kufikeleleke indlela yokufumana.
3. Xa umyeni wam wayefuna i-pancake, kwaye umxube waqhekeka ngokukhawuleza.
4. Indlu ayiyona isizathu sokuzikhanyela ukuzonwabisa lokubhukuda ehlobo elwandle.
5. Ukuba awukwazi ukudibanisa ithebhulethi ngqo kwi-TV, ke wena-isicwangciso esiqinisekisiweyo.
6. Into ephambili kukuba ufike kwiziko lokunyamekela imoto.
7. Ukuba uphahla luqhekeke kwi-convertible, akuthethi ukuba ufanele uzikhanyele uhambo olwandle.
8. Xa uthando lwekhofi luyakwazi ukunqoba nayiphi na imiqobo. Ukuba awufuni ukuhlamba phantsi kunye nokunye ukukhupha umlilo, kungcono ukuba ungazami ukwenza ikhofi ngale ndlela.
9. Iingcamango ezingayi kukuvumela ukuba ulahlekelwe yiphonsi ye-sauce. Nangona kunjalo, kuyimfuneko ukulinda.
10. Ukuba uninzi lwekhephu, akusikho isizathu sokuthukuthela, kuba yonke into ingasetyenziswa kakuhle.
11. Indoda ithanda ukwenza konke ngezandla zayo, yileyo ndlela ilala ngayo izicathulo zakhe. Ngaba ndifanele ndicebise ukuba athathe i-patent yesixhobo?
12. Xa ndaqala ukwakha indawo yokucima umlilo, kwaye ke ndandicinga nje ngombutho womoya womoya.
13. Akusoloko iimbono zilungele ukulindela, kwaye ngoku umntu uya kuhlala ngaphandle kwe-Intanethi.
14. Ukuba ndicwangcise i-barbecue, kwaye imozulu yayifuna ukutshabalalisa izicwangciso, kodwa ayizange isebenze.
15. Umfazi wayesoloko efuna ukuthenga izicathulo zomyili, ngoko kutheni ukuhlawula ngaphezulu?
16. Kutheni kufuneka amanzi aphumele emhlabathini ngaphandle, kuba angasetyenziselwa inzuzo kuwe.
17. Ziziphi iindoda ezininzi eziphuphayo: ukulungiswa kwindlela "yamamurai".
18. Uqulunqo olulodwa 2в1 - fan and air freshener.
19. Akunamanzi atshisayo kwiveki yesibini, kwaye ndandisanxibile ukuhlamba intloko kwinqanaba, kwafuneka ndiphendulele imfesane. Into eyona nto ayiyikukwenza ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza.
20. Ukuba ndikhatywe ukubukela ikhonsathi, kodwa andifuni ukuhamba. Olunye ubungqina bokuba ubuvila lunceda ekucingeni.
21. Xa ndifuna iwayini ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa kwakungekho sikhokhelo esisondeleyo-kukho indlela yokuphuma.
22. Ayengazi njani ukulungisa umnyango ophukileyo kwi-microwaves? Faka uncedo.
23. Ngomlilo wokucima okunjalo, awukwazi ukwesaba imililo.
24. Kwangexesha elide umfazi wam wayengakwazi ukuqonda apho ikhefu lakhe lalikho. Yaye yintoni na? Umyeni wam ufuna.
25. Xa kungekho mali eyaneleyo yamathaya amatsha, kodwa kufuneka usebenze ngokukhawuleza.
26. Ngaba uyayesaba "ioli" yokutshiza ngelixa uloba i-chops okanye i-cutlets? Emva koko khumbula le ngcamango.
27. Kuvela ukuba insimbi yinkqubo yamandla amaninzi. Umzekelo, ngoncedo lweso sixhobo, unokufudumala isanti.
28. Indlela entsha yokupheka, uqinisekise ukuba uzama.
29. Ngoku uyazi malunga nendlela efanelekileyo kakhulu yokutya i-watermelon. Singazange siphume njani nale nto ngaphambili?
30. I-Lifkhak kubalandeli botywala: yintoni enye ongayisebenzisa ngayo i-dishwasher, ukuba ithe yaphula, okanye yima ukuyenza ukuyisebenzisa.
31. Ukuba ivili liyanqamuka kwihlalo we-ofisi, akusiyo yonke isizathu sokuya esitolo elitsha.
32. Xa ufuna ukuxhuma kwinqaba, kodwa kufuphi akukho sakhiwo esinye.
33. Nantoni na into ongayithethayo, ubuvila yinjini yenkqubela, kwaye ivuselela ingcamango ngokugqibeleleyo.
34. Inkompo yayingekafiki, kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba ufanele uzikhanyele isiselo esisithandayo.
35. Inguqu elula ye-heater yamanzi, ndingathanda ukujonga ukushisa kwamanzi.