Ebomini, izinto ezininzi kunye nokubona ezinye zazo, akunakwenzeka ukuvimbela ukumomotheka. Oku kuqinisekiswa yifoto ekhethwe ngokukhethileyo.
Ukungabi nakwenzeka ebomini kungekho nto, kodwa abantu bayaqhubeka bemangaliswa. Ngenxa yokuba iikhamera zisekuhlaleni kubantu abaninzi, kwaye kukho ithuba lokuthatha iifoto nganoma naliphi ixesha, ezi mifanekiso ezihlekisayo zengozi ezingekho ngandlela-thile zivele.
1. Amadoda ayengakwazi ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeke ntoni, kwaye ke ngaba abafazi babo beentombi kunye kwaye bahlala bethenga kunye.
2. Umfazi kufuneka azame ukuzala abantwana bakhe ngosuku olunye, kodwa akayi kubakhoyozela umhla wokuzalwa.
3. Kwi-tank yesibuko, umboniso wabonakala ukuba uhambelana ngokufanelekileyo nomhlaba.
4. Aba bantu kufuneka baqinisekise ukuba bahlobo.
5. Kubonakala ngathi liphuzi kakhulu. Kuthetha ntoni oko?
6. Abantu abaninzi bacinga ukuba iimpawu ezilumkiso zenzondo zifana noko, kodwa nango bubungqina becala.
7. Hayi, le fashini - akukho buntu.
8. Ukubonakaliswa kufakazela ukuba iseli imfesane phakathi kwamadoda.
9. Ngaba le ntokazi yaqaphela ukuba ingubo yakhe kunye ne-upholstery kwiisitulo zenziwe ngento efanayo?
10. Le nto ayigcini iifoto, kodwa into eyenzekayo ngokuqinisekileyo, nangona mhlawumbi bangamawele.
11. Xa indima kaMario ilungile kuwe, kwaye unokumchaza ngaphandle kwesi sithintelo esinzima.
12. Kubonakala ukuba, kwivenkile elisondeleyo kwakukho ukuthengiswa kwee-T-shirts, okanye kukho ikhowudi ekhethekileyo yokugqoka.
13. Xa uzama ukuphuma phakathi kwesihlwele, kodwa kusekho umntu owonakalisa ingcamango yakho.
14. Indoda iya kuziva umfazi wayo kumgama omkhulu kangaka.
15. Kukholelwa ukuba izilwanyana zifana kakhulu nabanikazi babo, kwaye oku kukunye ukuqinisekiswa.
16. Ngokomxholo wokuba kungenzeka, ithuba lokungalindelekanga lithe tye, kodwa ubomi bubonakaliswe ngenye indlela.
17. Emva kokutyelela udokotela wezilwanyana, ikati yafumana umhlobo kwaye yahlala phantsi kwesibane yonke imini.
18. Mhlawumbi ukutshintsha imifanekiso yabo, amantombazana atshintshe iigebengu zawo, okanye mhlawumbi yinto nje engafanelekanga.
19. Abahlobo bahleka ixesha elide, xa umfanekiso kwiipakkins zihambelana nokushicilelwa kwi-blouse.
20. Kule nombolo ebhaliweyo umgaqo ongenagxininiso wokuba unemoto, kwaye inja iyayenza - "enye indlebe".
21. Nantsi into ebhetele kakhulu kwi-90 ebizwa ngokuthi "hedgehog" ibonakala ngathi.
22. Ukuze wenze umfanekiso uphelele, kufuneka uguqule amadoda okanye indawo zowesifazane.
23. Ndingathanda ukujonga amagama amanye amalungu eqela, mhlawumbi ayekhethwe ngokukhethekileyo.
24. Ezi ziintsapho ezimbini ezahlukileyo, kodwa kubonakala ngathi oku kuluhlu lwezithombe "namhlanje kunye neminyaka eyi-10 kamva".
25. Kwaye umthengisi wandithintela ixesha elide ukuba lo mfanekiso wodwa. Ukumangaliswa kwam ngokungenangqiqo kwakungekho umda.
26. Kwiinkomfa abaninzi abantu babemangalisa ngokukrakra kulo mfazi, ade aqonde oko kwenzekayo kwaye akazange athathe lesi sithombe.
27. Ukuhlala unomthengi, kufuneka ukhethe indawo efanelekileyo ukuqala ishishini lakho.
28. Isiganeko esingalindelekanga sephakheji ukusuka kwipipi neyomzimba.
29. I-cat yam kunye nam ndiyifanelekile.
30. Ukungahambi kakuhle okubangele ukuhleka kwiofisi kwaye kusekwe umhla osebenzayo. Oku kuphindwa rhoqo imihla.
31. Umtsalane ecaleni kweemoto yakhe enye, kwaye emva koko emfanekisweni wabona ukuba ecaleni kwendlela esadlula enye enye imoto enye.
32. Akunamantombazana kuphela, kodwa namadoda ayithandi xa umntu egqoka njengabo.
33. Ukuza neyona nto ifanelekileyo kulolu hlobo, imifanekiso ifanelana ngokufanelekileyo.
34. Kutheni uhlawula umfaki-zithombe ukudubula ukutya okutsha, ukuba unokwazi ukwahlula umfanekiso omnye kwiinqununu uze usasaze kwimveliso eyahlukileyo.
35. Uhlobo luthanda ukuzalisekisa izinto ezahlukeneyo, ukufumana imidwebo emihle, apha, umzekelo, ipinapapayi.
36. Omnye unokucinga ukuba lo bumnyama bumnyama, njengoko uphawu luthi: "Ndiyabonga ngokuqhuba ngokucokisekileyo."
Abaninzi banamafoto abo kwi-T-shirt, kwaye lo mfana unamasokisi ezandleni zakhe. Isipho esithakazelisayo kumfazi wakhe.
38. Uhlala ukulinda abahlobo abathathu kunye noTitshala u-Splintera uze uqale ukulwa neentshaba.
39. Ukuthayathwa kwe tattoo kubangalisa ingqwalasela yabantu kuphela, kodwa kunye neenambuzane. Wahlala ixesha elide emlenzeni wakhe, engaqondi isizathu sokuba enye i-dragonfly ayifumanga.
40. Abasebenzi be-vocally baxakeka ngexesha lokurekhoda kwenkqubo yeendaba malunga nokukhangela umphangi.
41. Ngokuthakazelisayo, iingubo zikhethiweyo iimoto, okanye iimoto - phantsi kweengubo?
42. Ifoto ingabizwa ngokuthi "Ingxoxo phakathi kwama-trolleybuses".
43. Xa ubona imoto nenombolo ethi "iVampire" kufuphi nesitulo sokumpontshelwa igazi, uya kukhwankqiswa. Mhlawumbi i-bloodsucker yafika kusihlwa?
44. Ezi flip-flops zilele kwi-counter ixesha elide, mhlawumbi kuba abathengi abaziqapheli.
45. Kakade, thina sasihleka kunye nomhlobo wam emsebenzini, kodwa kamva kusihlwa saqala ukuvuma ukuba ngubani oza kugqoka.
46. Ngokukodwa ukufumana isithombe esinjalo akunakwenzeka, ngoko, bulela, ubukhulu bakhe.
47. Ukuphulaphula umculi wakho ozithandayo u-Taylor Swift emotweni, ndafunda kwakhona igama lakhe kwiilori.
48. Ingozi, engenakumangaliswa: amanani ebhola, inamba yabathathi-nxaxheba kulo mqhumo kunye nesiphumo sihambelana ngokupheleleyo.
49. Kunzima ukujonga kwiilenze ezincinci, nokuba unomfanekiso odongeni.
50. Ngethuba lokutyelela kweItali lumiwe ukuba lonwabele ngombono omhle kwaye yaqonda ukuba ifoto yale ndawo iye yesikrini sefowuni iminyaka emibini.