Mhlawumbi, abaninzi abantu bacinga ukuba izifuyo zilungile kwaye abanakho ukukhathazeka, ngaphandle kokulala nokutya.
Ngokuqinisekileyo, andizange ndifune ukutshabalalisa izinto zakho ezintle, kodwa ezifuywayo azikho njengeziyatha njengokuba kubonakala ngathi ukujonga kuqala kwaye uluhlu lwazo iimfuno lukhulu kakhulu. Kungenxa yoko banqwenela abantu banemihla emihle kwaye abaninzi kakhulu. Kule post ungayifumana imifanekiso yamakati kunye neekati ezibonisa ukuba ubomi "obubi" abukuphela kuwe!
1. Inzululwano ayiyonto, njengokuba bethetha. Kule meko, le nkati yayifuna nje ukujonga ukuba yeyiphi into ebomvu enkulu phakathi kwegumbi. Kubonakala ngathi uyeka ngokukhawuleza okwangoku.
2. Ikati ebanjwe ngokubomvu.
3. Ngaba ucinga ukuba i-hangover isazi kuphela kubantu? Hayi, iikati eziye zala ubisi, ziziva zifana nabantu.
4. Ungalokothi uphumelele ikati yasekhaya, kuba unokukubonisa zonke iintsimbi ze-kung fu. Ngokomzekelo, eli khati lizabalazela ngokukhawuleza ibhande leenwele eziqhelekileyo.
5. Ikati elihle elifuna nje ukunika inkosi yakhe ibhaluni yokuzalwa kwakhe.
6. Kwilizwe lekati, ingozi ikulinde i-tailed ekhoneni ngalinye, ngoko akufanele ukhululeke. Le nkati - umzekelo ocacileyo walo.
7. Amakati aphelelwanga ekukhethweni kokutya, ngoko ngamanye amaxesha awela kwiimeko ezingaqhelekanga. Kodwa befuna nje ukunambitha ukutya okumnandi kwindoda!
8. Ngokubhekiselele kwiphumo lokumangalisa, iikati ziphakathi kwezona zilungileyo. Kodwa kwenzeka ukuba isicwangciso esicatshulwa ngokucokisekileyo sokubonakala ngokukhawuleza esidlangalaleni siphumelelana ne-bang.
9. Ngaphandle kweentsapho zabo zivakalelwa iinkati ezikhuselekileyo, akunjalo, kuba iingcinga zekati nganye zihluke ngokupheleleyo. Kuthiwani ukuba umntu ngokukhawuleza enquma ukuhlasela!
10. Enyanisweni, iikati zizilwanyana ezinolwazi, ezingagqitywanga nayiphi na inqobo kwihlabathi. Kwimeko yekethi, ipakethe ye-aluminium soda ayizange igcine i-cat okanye isiselo.
11. Iikati nazo zinamaphupha afuna ukuzenza ubomi. Ikati enamafutha yayinezicwangciso ezinkulu zokuba yindawo yokuzivocavoca edumeleyo, kodwa ukutya okuhlwayileyo kwakuthatha umthwalo.
12. Iikati zizonda ukuthabatha imifanekiso, ingakumbi iyancipha! Kodwa baya kunyanzelwa ukuba benze imibingelelo enjalo ngenxa yenkosi.
13. Ukutshatyalaliswa akufumaneki kuzo zonke izidalwa emhlabeni. Kwaye, kubonakala ngathi, iikati zibhekise ngokuthe ngqo kwiindawo ezithintekayo zezidalwa.
14. Khumbula ukuba awukwazi ukuxhoma umtshini kunye nomqhubi kwindawo apho kuhlala khona ikati. Uya kuhleka kakhulu, kodwa ukulungiswa kuya kufuneka kwenziwe ngokukhawuleza.
15. Abantu bakholelwa ukuba iikati zizalwe ngengqiqo yobuchule kunye nokusebenzisana. Hayi, phantse onke ama-kitt awela endleleni yokuqeqesha, ukuze abonise iklasi yeklasi ekuxumeni.
16. Uyazi ukuba igcina iikati ezibhekise kubantu! Ukutya. Inani elingenamkhawulo lokutya. Kwaye onke amaxesha ahamba, abuyele enye inkonzo yeTanhu ecolileyo.
17. Unzima kakhulu kwiikati, xa abanikazi benesinye isilwanyana. Khawucinge, ujikeleza phantsi, uqiniseke ukuba akukho mntu ujikeleze. Kwaye, bhana, kukho enye inemilenze emine, oyibona okokuqala ngqa. Apha, kungekhona kuphela umphefumlo oya kwizithende.
18. Ngokuqhelekileyo kwamkelwa ukuba iikati azibekezeleli amanzi kunye nayo yonke into ehambelana nayo. Oku kungalunganga. Inokwenzeka ukuba, iikati azikhuthazeli ukubonakala kwamanzi ngokungazelelwe.
19. Kwimpilo yeekati, zonke ngoku kwaye zikhona imeko ezahlukeneyo ezenza uzive njengesidenge esingafundile. Apha, umzekelo, unokuyiqonda njani inkosi, ehlala ejika umdlalo wekati, apho kungenakwenzeka ukubamba imouse yangempela!
20. Akunakuze, uve, ungalokothi uzame ukuyidla ikhefu lakho. Ngaphandle koko, umngcipheko ugonywa.
21. Zonke iikati zikhumbula ukususela ebuntwaneni ukuba zixoshe umsila onomdla. Kodwa kumnandi ngakumbi ukusukela idibhoni ende, obambelele kumazinyo akho. Zizo zonke iingcinga zabantu!
22. Musa ukuzama ukuziqhelanisa neekati zakho ukutya kokutya. Bahlala ixesha elide bekhumbula i-"taste" engamajikijolo, awayebiwe kwisiqithi esakhelene nabo.
23. Kwindawo ethile eqinisweni, iibhanana zihlasela iinkati rhoqo. Olu loyiko luzuze ilifa.
24. Kwintsapho enkulu, ikati ayishiywe yodwa ngomzuzu. Khawucinge nje, akanalo umzuzu omnye wexesha lakhe.
25. I-Catnip yintlaba yazo zonke iikati zasekhaya! Gcina kude, mhlawumbi ufumane ikati elingalawulekiyo.
26. Ikati ezama ukungaphumeleli ukubamba umlindi wemoto.
27. Njengawo onke amabhinqa ehlabathini, iikati ziyaziqhawula ngeenyawo ezintle. Awukwazi ukufumana iiflethi ze-ballet zonyaka ophelileyo? Zama ukucela ikati lakho!
28. Ukuxhaswa akukodwa kubantu abadala. Ngamanye amaxesha amakati athatha imilinganiselo yabantu aze aphendule amakhosi abo ngokulungelelanisa!