Vumelana, abantu bathanda kakhulu izilwanyana zabo, kunye nabo (ngokukodwa, mhlawumbi, iikati ezimbi kakhulu), bathande amakhosi abo. Ezinye izilwanyana, nangona kunjalo, akunyamezeli xa umntu emi phakathi kwabo kunye nento yokudumisa, kwaye abayikhiphi ngokupheleleyo ukubonisa iimvakalelo zabo ...
Ngezantsi iifoto zezilwanyana ezikhwele kakhulu, ngubani na ozabalazela "ukweba" izilwanyana zabo.
1. I-gopher kunye nentombi yam.
2. Njalo xa ndizama ukunandipha ikhofi yasekuseni kunye nokuthandana nomntu othandekayo, ndigijimela inja ehambayo iyancipha kuphela xa ndihamba kumfana wam. Ubuso bentsimbi ngokukhawuleza kuthatha indawo yam kwaye ihlume ngexesha elifanayo.
3. Intombi yam yenza lo mdlalo. Andizi nokuba ngubani onobukhwele kakhulu: intombazana okanye inja ...
4. Intsapho yam kunye nekati yethu isondele kakhulu. Mhlawumbi kuninzi kakhulu ...
5. Akunandaba nokuba umyeni wam ulele, ikati ihlala yinkampani yakhe.
6. Ungowam. Point.
7. Inja yam umhlobo ngu-sooo onomona!
8. Ndagqiba ekubeni ndihambehamba epakini nenja yam intombazana. Ndicinga ukuba uyamthanda.
9. Ndiya egumbini, kwaye kukho ...
10. Ndiyinike isandla sam ukucima ukuba intombi yam ibhangane inja namhlanje ekuseni. Ewe, ikharityhulam iyafana!
11. Ewe, baqhekeza. Ewe, thina babini. Ewe, kule ndawo. Yintoni ongayithandi umntu, eh?
12. Ndaya emsebenzini. Ndilibale ifowuni. Ndibuya ngemizuzu eyi-10, kwaye le ntlanzi isele ilele kunye nomfana wam!
13. Umhlobo wam ngomona!
14. Inja inqwenela ukuthetha nentombi yam e-skype.
15. Nangona esinye isiqingatha sasingekho, sasizihlekisa thina nenja ngokusemandleni ethu.
16. Isidlo sesibini. Ndithandwa, ndikhumbula ...
17. Izilwanyana zethu zihlala zizinzileyo ngokuzungeze umsikazi. Kwaye phantse ubusuku bonke ...
18. Akasondelanga kuphela kwindawo yam, kodwa nangomntu wam ...
19. Namhlanje umhlobo wam wabuya ekhaya waza wambamba umyeni wakhe eshahleni kunye nentaka!
20. Ndiva izandi ezingaqhelekanga ezivela kwigumbi. Umyeni wayelele edibana nomnye umfazi. Fucking ingulube ...
21. Intombazana yam iba inja yam.
22. Kungakhathaliseki ukuba ndiphi na, ndiphi na ukuba ndiyamanga njani umfana wam, le dodger sele ilapha apha.
23. Inja yam ngezinye izikhathi inomona kakhulu.
24. Phantse yonke intsasa ndiyambona umfazi wam elele embhedeni kunye noMngceli wakhe oyimfihlakalo kwaye ndiziva ngathi ndingowesithathu.
25. Umhlobo wam undifumene embhedeni nomhlobo wakhe omhle. Yintoni esihogweni ...