Into enhle ongayenza emva kokuvuswa kukulala kwakhona.
1. Ubusuku bonke, ubala ixesha olala ngalo, uze ucamngce konke okufuneka ukwenze kusasa.
Ukuba ngoku ndiya kulala, ndiza kulala kuze kube ngu-7: 15, ndiza kubuthana ngemizuzu eyi-15 kwaye sele ndise-8.
2. Uqala iiwashi ezininzi ze-alamu ngokulandelana kunye nexesha elilodwa ngemizuzu elishumi, ukuze ungavuki ekuseni.
3. Kwaye le mizuzu emihle phakathi kwee-alamu zokukhalisa - ubuthongo obuhle bobusuku bonke.
Vuka, ujonge!
Vuka!
Ngaba undivile?
Ingaba ucinga ukuba ndibamba nawe?
Ndiyakuvuyela, ulala kwakhona!
4. Phantse njalo, uyayihoxisa i-alamu ezimbini zokuqala, kuba ziyanixwayisa ukuba kungekudala uzakufuneka uvuke. Kodwa kungekhona ngoku. Hayi, ayikho. Mizuzu e mihlanu.
5. Namaxesha onke, ukulala kulo mzuzu omncinane phakathi kweeyure ze-alarm, ubona iphupha elihle kakhulu apho usuvele uvusiwe, uhlamba, ugqoke kwaye ulungele ukuphuma ekhaya. Ngoko ke uvuke ngokwenene kwaye uqaphele ukuba yonke imibuthano yokusa iphela kuwe. Ukudimazeka.
Vuka, yiphupha elibi nje.
6. Kanye nentsimbi ye-alarm clock yokugqibela, uyotya, kuba ngoku uya kufuneka uphume ebhedini.
Dweba lewashi le-alarm!
7. Uhlala unamahloni ngokuvusa zonke iziganeko ezibalulekileyo.
Nguwuphi na unyaka?
8. Ubuye usebenzise iindlela eziphambili zokuvusa. Umzekelo, qalisa iwashi ye-alamu kwiidivaysi ezahlukeneyo zeekhompyutha okanye ubuze umntu ukuba abe liwashi lakho le-alamu elibukhoma. Ewe, ukuba, ngokuqinisekileyo, akayikwesaba ubomi bakhe.
Vuka, darling!
Ukuvusa ubuhle obulele, isihlwele sonke sabantu siyadingeka.
9. Wena kunye nelanga lithandana ngabanye. Kukho nawuphi na, kufuneka uqiniseke.
Ndiyayithiya ilanga.
Unjalo, uyazi, iwashi ye-alarm yendalo.
10. Kwaye, ukuba kunjalo, ngenxa yesizathu esingaqondakali ngokupheleleyo, imisebe yelanga ihlala ishaya ngqo emehlweni akho.
Kungakhathaliseki ukuba ulala njani, kungakhathaliseki ukuba ujika njani, kungakhathaliseki ukuba ufihla njani. Baza kukufumana.
11. Lawnmowers abanqwenela ukwenza umsebenzi wabo ngexesha elifanayo lokuba ulala abahluphekanga kangangoko imisebe yelanga.
Ukuba i-petroli yakho iphelile! Ukuphula umsila wakho oyisithulu!
12. Unako ukukwazi ukulawula ukukhanda kwakho kunye nokunyamezela kokugqibela.
Hayi! Ndi sa phupha!
Umzuzu apho ndifuna ukwesaba indlu yangasese, kodwa andifuni ukuphuma ebhedeni elifudumele ngakumbi.
Yaye ungaqambi amanga ongazange acinge ngokuthenga ubusuku busika.
13. Uvuyiswe ukuphosa isilwanyana sasekuseni okanye isidlo sasekuseni, nje ukulala ixesha elide.
Ngasinye sesibini sibalo.
14. Okwangoku, xa uvula nje amehlo akho kwaye xa ekugqibeleni uphume ebhedeni, uchithe ilishumi elinesihlanu okanye imizuzu engamashumi amabini ukhangele iindwendwe zeendaba zonke ze-intanethi, kuquka i-Instagram kunye ne-Twitter.
Kwaye emva kwemizuzu elineshumi elinesihlanu emva kokuba uhlolisise imilayezo kuzo zonke iibhokisi zeposi, uhlaziyo kwifowuni kunye nezinto.
15. Njalo intsasa ubhekene nobunzima bokukhetha: awukwazi ukuya emsebenzini okanye ufunde namhlanje, kodwa ulala nje kulo lonke lobu buhle obuhle kwisikhumba?
16. Emva koko udibanisa zonke ezo ntsuku oye waziphosa uhlobo "ngokugula" kwaye ucinge ukuba kunokwenzeka yini ukunqumla omnye kulo mzekelo.
Akukho mntu ucinga nantoni na njengoko uyenza ngosuku olulandelayo lokungabikho.
17. Ukhwankqiswa yinto yokuba usuka kubhedlele olufudumele uza kuphuma ngokukhawuleza okanye kamva kweli hlabathi elibi nelibi kwaye wenze zonke ezi zinto zibudenge.
Nangona ekugqibeleni uzimisele ukuvuka.
18. Kodwa ngokuqhelekileyo ulala nje kwaye ucinge ngezinto oza kuzinxiba namhlanje.
Nantoni na, ngokukhawuleza kunokwenzeka ukuba uphume ebhedeni.
19. Yaye, xa ulawula ukuphuma ebhedeni ngemizamo engalindelekanga, uvakalelwa njenge-zombie.
Zombikazi zifile.
20. Njalo ekuseni uthembisa ukuba ngokukhawuleza xa ubuyela ekhaya, kha wuleza ulale.
Kodwa awunakuyenza.
21. Ekupheleni kosuku olulukhuni, uza ekhaya, ulale embhedeni ofudumele, obumnandi kwaye uzithembele ukuba awuyi kushiya le ndawo enandiphayo.
Andiyi kuphinda ndishiye le bheddi kwakhona!
Nantsi ke - uthando lwangempela!
22. Nangona kunjalo, unzulu uqonda ukuba kufuneka uvuke kusasa, uye kwenye indawo, yenza into.
Vuka rhoqo ekuseni - kunzima kakhulu.