UMa no-Jo: Imibhalo engabonakaliyo engapheliyo kunye neyesibindi yangasese

Eyona nto, ubuncinane kanye, ngamanye amaxesha, ngezinye izihlandlo ayizange ilandele inqaku elithandwayo likaLelik kwi "Diamond Hand": "Kwinqanaba elingasentla, malunga nemitha engamashumi amahlanu, kukho i-tualet, njengendlu yangasese, kuboniswe kwisikimu kunye no-Ma noJo"?

Ngoko, ixesha elidlulileyo lexesha elide liza kusikhumbuza thina ngokwethu, kodwa kungekhona kule ngxaki enqabileyo ... Kubonakala ukuba imibhalo yezindlu zangasese eneencwadi "M" kunye ne "F" ayifanelekanga ixesha elide, kwaye zatshintshwe ngokugqithisileyo kunye nokudala.

Ngendlela, apha uya kufumana ulwandle lweengcamango ezintle kunye "nesidingo" sakho!

1. Vumelana, lo luhlobo oluthile uhlobo olutsha lwezobugcisa!

2. Owe, ngubani ongathi ...

3. Amadoda ngakwesobunxele, kuba umama uhlala ulungile!

4. Hayi, phi ukuya khona ngoku?

5. Hayi, kuhle kangakanani!

6. Kutheni bengabonakali kakhulu?

7. Umbhali wovavanyo!

8. Yintoni oyifunayo kwi-minimalism?

9. Ngaba le nto yonke inyaniso emehlweni akho?

10. Akunakucala ...

11. Ndifuna le ekhaya!

12. Hayi, hey, kulula! Kusadingeka ukuba uchaze abantwana!

13. Phuma!

14. Ukudlala izithunzi.

15. Masidlale?

16. Kulungile, ubuncinane i-drop of conservatism!

17. Oku kuninzi!

18. Yintoni ongayithetha ngayo "ngeentonga" kunye "neengcambu"?

19. Ngokufutshane nangokucacileyo ...

20. Abanikazi be-pizzeria ngabanye abantu besondo!

21. Wow, loo nto imnandi!

22. Yintoni enkulu kakhulu!

23. Akukho ndawo yokuphuma kule ...

24. Hayi, apha kwakhona ezinye izicatshulwa ...

25. Hayi, ngubani olungele ukungena emnyango wokuqala?

26. Ndigcine i sixhenxe, ndiya kukhangela enye indlu yangasese ...

27. Kungcono ukuba iileta "Ma" kunye no "Jo"

28. Yile ndlela wena?

29. Kuyintoni ukunyaniseka?

30. Akunjalo na lo ophumeleleyo?