Abantwana ziintyatyambo zobomi, ngaphandle kokungekho njongo yokuphila enye ingasungiswa. Uninzi lwabazali, ekuqapheliseni oku, zama ukufumana ubuncinane abantwana ababini ukwenzela ukuba uzive ukhululekile kunokwenzeka xa uneminyaka yobudala.
Emva koko, intsapho enkulu ihlala ibonisa inani elimangalisayo lezinto ezixhamla intliziyo. Kuphela kwintsapho epheleleyo kunye nabazalwana kunye noodade, kunokwenzeka ukujonga izinto ezintle kwiingxaki ezikhulayo kunye neengxaki ezinokuthi inkxaso yentsapho ibonakale ingabalulekanga. Kodwa emva koko, yonke imali ihlawulwe. Nangona uvuyo lwabazali, kukho izinto ezingabikho mngcipheko ekubambiseni nabanye, ukuze kungangcolisi umnqweno wokudala intsapho enkulu nenobungane. Esi sithuba siya kukuvumela ukuba uveze iimfihlo zabazali babantwana ababini.
1. Ukufotela kwintsapho kuyinto engathintekiyo, kuba akunakwenzeka ukuba bobabini abantwana bajonge ikhamera ngexesha elifanayo.
Ngako oko, akunakwenzeka ukuba iintsapho ezininzi zinokuziqhayisa ngomfanekiso wentsapho efanelekileyo, njengokuba akukho nto ekhoyo kwihlabathi!
2. Imiphumo yokuzonwabisa kwaba bantwana ababini isoloko ibe yintlekele kunye neentloko kubazali. Emva koko, intloko enye inhle, kwaye ezimbini zibhetele kangcono!
3. Ukususela kwicala rhoqo, kubonakala ukuba abazali bathatha inxaxheba ekuncintiswaneni kwamanyathelo okukhawuleza.
4. Ngabantwana ababini, izinto ziba zikhulu kakhulu, ngezinye amaxesha ufuna ukufihla kuwo wonke umntu ojikelezile kwindawo ephephile.
5. Akukho mntu uthanda ukuqokelela izinto. Ngabantwana ababini umsebenzi onjalo uphenduka ube lixesha elide nelibuhlungu. Nangona kudlula ixesha, ukuxhamla kwezandla zakho kuya kuba nomona.
6. Ukutshintsha i-diaper kufuneka kube ngumbane ngokukhawuleza, ukuze ungabikho ukulungisa iziphumo emva koko.
7. Umsebenzi owona "othandayo" ngumsebenzi wokulungiselela ukutya kunye nokutya okuqhubekayo kwamalungu omndeni. Ukususela ekuseni kuze kube sebusuku, kwaye nobusuku, ngenxa yokuba indlala ihambela yonke intsapho.
Ndifa ngenxa yindlala.
8. Nsuku zonke, ingxaki yokulala iphosa. Yonke into eyenzekayo ngokwemiqulu yesigidi esithandwayo "Mafia": ngokukhawuleza xa umntwana olele elele, uvuka kwesibini, othe wathanda ukudlala nokukhawuleza.
Izwi elivakalayo.
9. Nangona ukuphindisela kuyinto isidlo esabanda kubanda, ngoko busuku inkunzi yenze ikhontile yangempela kubo bonke abakhona.
10. Musa ukukholwa ukuba abantwana balala ngokufanayo kunye kunye. Yinyani.
11. Abantu abasondeleyo baya kufa benomdla kwaye bahlale bebuza ukuba uceba ukuba nomnye umntwana.
12. Awunakufumana i-nanny kubantwana ababini. Ewe, ukuba kuphela kwimali eninzi.
Ndixakekile.
Ukuba ngaphambili ungabuza abahlobo okanye ngabazali bakho ukuba bahlale nomntwana, ngoko banabantwana ababini le lungelo lanyamalala.
13. Kuza kuhlala kukho umonakalo ekhaya lakho, kungakhathaliseki ukuba uhlambulula kaninzi kangakanani.
14. Ukuhlamba iimpahla kunye nokutshiza kuzoba ziindwendwe eziqhelekileyo kwikhaya lakho.
15. Ukuba umntu onentsapho yakho ebanda, mhlawumbi uya kugula. Ukuphendulwa kwamakhonkco kunikezelwa kuwo onke amalungu entsapho.
16. Kwivenkile awusoze ube nelithuba lokuthenga.
17. Kubantwana, ootata baya kuba yinto yokuzonwabisa ngokwenene. Ngenxa yokuba abantu banjengabantwana.
18. Emva komntwana wokuqala, uyeke ukukhathazeka kakhulu malunga neengxaki ezikufutshane.
19. I-big plus yabantwana abaninzi kukuba awusekho imali kuzo zonke izinto ezingaboniyo abantwana, ngaphandle kokunye ongakwenza ngaphandle. Ngethuba lokuqala sele udlulile konke oku. Umzekelo ocacileyo weli "ngabadlali besikhashana" kubafana.
20. Uhambo luya kuba lubiza kakhulu, malunga nokuba umntwana wesibili uphendukela iminyaka emi-2 ubudala.
Oku kubiza kakhulu.