"Eneneni, into endiyithandayo ukuba ndiyifake."
Akunqweneli ukucasula nayiphi na ummeli wesigqeba esisisigxina sobuntu, kuba ngamnye wabo uyingqayizivele, abasebenzi be-newsstand online news "Elite Daily" baqhuba uphando lwenzululwazi: iqela labasetyhini linikwe ukuba lenze i-penis efanelekileyo ngokwenxaxheba ngamnye.
Into yokuqala abafazi baxoxwa ngayo ubungakanani obukhulu besithunzi sabantu.
17.5 cm.
15 cm.
19.5 cm? Ewe, uyindoda enkulu!
Iziphumo ziyamangalisa gqitha abaququzeleli! Ngokomzekelo, lo mfazi uthi iipenises ezinkulu zibangela ukuba isisu sisisu.
Amalungu amakhulu angendawo.
Yaye lo mmeli wesini eselungileyo wabonisa indlela engamangalisa ngayo ubudoda obungalukanga, kodwa oku kucinga kwakhe.
Ndake ndabona abangalukileyo ...
Emva kweengxoxo, abafazi behla baya kwi shishini.
Eli bhinqa, ukumela ilungu elifanelekileyo, kufuneka lilahle zonke iingcamango zangaphandle malunga nomsebenzi wokusa.
Kwenzeka ntoni konke entlokweni kwanje ekuseni?
Le ntombikazi enamantombazana yalungiselela imidwebo emininzi kwaye yazi kakuhle ukuba ingaqalaphi kwaye yintoni eyokugqiba.
"Eneneni, into endiyithandayo ukuba ndiyifake."
Inxaxheba "encinci" yolu vavanyo kwakufuneka isebenze kanzima ukukhumbula enye into endiyibonayo ebomini bayo.
Ooh, ndithandana, ndibone kakhulu ebomini bam. Hmm ... abaninzi.
Omnye umdwebo, usebenzisa umlawuli, isandla somntu ...
Akukho namnye wabasetyhini abafake izikhalazo malunga nezinto zokubhala ezilungiselelwe umzobo, ngaphandle kwalesi sigress ...
Ndicinga ukuba ndifuna iphepha elincinane ...
Umfana wale ntombazana kufuneka ujabule:
Ndicinga ukuba ndivula ilungu lam iqabane lam.
... kakuhle, ngoku sonke siyazi ngaye.
Ndiyathanda amathande amathanga ...