Kwaye unento enokuziqhayisa ngayo.
1. Xa uneminyaka engama-13, upapa waqala ukutshala phezu kwethole, kwaye emva koko wanikela isondo sakhe saseMoskvich.
Ngako oko, udelela "iindawo ezimnandi" zedolophu.
2. Awuze ulale ngeveki. Kwaye ke, ngaba iveki evelele kwidolophana?
Kuthetha ukuthini ukulala kwaze kwayisithoba?
3. Kwaye awunandaba neempawu zokuqhubela umsindo xa uqhuba ugqirha.
Sonke emva kokutya abantu.
4. Hlanganisa i-hay ehlanjwe kwindawo ye-haystack - ewe naluphi na umqeqeshi wokuqina angakwazi ukuma kunye neendlela ezimbini!
Umsebenzi awukho omnye usuku.
5. Ukuba uyinto yentombazana, ihlabathi elizungezile liya kutshintsha kuxhomekeke kulohlobo lomntu oya kuqeshwa kwabasebenzi ngexesha lexesha.
Nceda, nceda, makube yindoda enhle!
6. Abafana basebenzisa lonke ihlobo entsimini. IXESHA.
Sukuma ngaphambi kokuphuma kwelanga, sisebenza de kube sifeze, okanye kube yinto emnyama-leyo phambili.
7. Imvula yasehlobo yenza ukuba ube nexhala.
Ngokukhawuleza ukuba eli lifu lithwalwa ... I-hay ayiyi kumile, i-anyanisi ayicocwa, kwaye iifatata ziphinde zihlanjululwe!
8. Ufunde ngokusesikweni ukuba ungaqhotyoshelwanga kwimfuyo.
Izinkukhu, amawundlu kunye namathole ... Yiza, apha into ephambili ayikulibala i-recipe ye-marinade recipe!
9. Ukulala kwindawo ye-hay ephethe umgudu wobisi olutsha ...
Kupholile!
10. Umsebenzi ubaluleke ngaphezu kokudlala, isikolo nokulala.
Ukusebenza emaphandleni akusayi kuguqulelwa!
11. Into eyingozi kakhulu - ubaba wamcela ukuba alungise ucingo.
Akunjalo!
12. Imozulu ingaba ngumhlobo ongcono kunye nesitha esona sikhulu.
13. Ihlathi liphela alikho.
Umsebenzi uhlala apho.
14. Kuhlala kunzima ukuzicingela ubomi kweso sixeko, kwaye kunzima nakakhulu ukuzifundela.
Ukuhlala kwezi bhokisi? Kwaye, yintoni e-yard, nokuba imibhede ayinakuphulwa?
15. Awuyiki ukuzala, kuba sele ukhona ekuzalweni kobomi obutsha.
Kwaye kwanceda ukutsala imilenze.
16. Unokumemeza nje kummelwane osondeleyo!
Kutheni ukuma emthendelekweni? Iimitha ezili-300 - lo mda?
17. Bonke abahlobo bakho baye bafumana i-Wi-Fi ixesha elide.
Yaye ungazami ukungibopha kwikompyutha yokugcina ...
18. Ukunxibelelana kwefowuni? Kwaye ... sava malunga nezihlandlo ezimbalwa ...
Ngoku ndiza kuvuka embhedeni, ukunyuka emthini okanye ufumane indlela yokuthabatha ifowuni ephakamileyo kwaye ngokukhawuleza ukuthumelele umyalezo.
19. Imitshato yomhlaba iyona mnandi kakhulu! Kwaye unamathuba amaninzi okubona oku.
20. Bonke abahlobo bakho banemifanekiso enjalo.
21. Kulo mlilo "i-Ivan Kupala" kwidolophana yethu yayinkulu!
Kwaye kuya kubakho "u-daredevil" ongeke agxume ekupheleni ...
22. Njengamaxesha onke, abazali baya kukuthumela ukuba bathengise kwiimarike zendawo.
Kwaye akusiyo into yokuba iingoma kunye nemidaniso iya kukudlulela.
23. Ukususela ebuntwaneni buntwaneni, uyaqhelana nemisebenzi ebalulekileyo njengokuqokelela i-beetles kwiifatata.
Kwaye awubesabi ngabo!
24. Kwaye awukwazi ukucinga nantoni na enye yobuntwana
Ulukhuphe olu hlobo? Hayi, bulela.